After hearing my voice, the whole court went crazy

Chapter 187 Believe it or not, I smashed your pot

"This this?"

"You in the underworld allow the ghost officials to do whatever they want outside? And even kill people privately? And make transactions privately?" Zheng An Ning accused bluntly.

"Is there any misunderstanding? Did you throw the Horse-Faced Monster into the Wangchuan River?" Meng Po advised.

The key point is that this little girl must have been wronged, otherwise she wouldn't be so angry, but let's just forget about overturning the underworld.

Judge Song smiled warmly, as if he was coaxing a child, "Come on, don't you want to see the King of Hell? Grandpa will take you there."

Zheng Anning was so angry that she had no place to vent. She was obviously very angry, but in the eyes of others, she was just a child who was making trouble for no reason.

"Who are you? You old man, don't recognize my granddaughter casually. I tell you, I'm not a child, don't treat me like a child." Zheng An Ning said righteously with a cold face.

"Puchi, if you are not a child, then what are you?" Meng Po couldn't help laughing. This child was so funny. He was obviously only ten years old, but he spoke like an adult and started fighting over things when he disagreed with something.

He has a cute appearance, but is extremely cruel.

"Believe it or not, I've ruined your business?" Zheng An Ning bared his teeth and said in an evil voice.

"Smash it, I've been wanting to get a new one for a long time," Meng Po crossed her arms and waved her hands indifferently.

I've been looking at that pot for hundreds of years and I'm already tired of it.

"Hey, girl, are you angry now? Go and smash it now. Come on, grandma doesn't like that pot, and the spoon doesn't fit her. Let's go." Mengpo excitedly wanted to pull her to smash the pot.

Zheng An Ning glared at her unhappily. Ah, so annoying. She was here to cause trouble, not to clean up the mess.

[Ah! This is so annoying! I want to go crazy]

[Ah, I want to tear down Yama Palace to liven up the atmosphere]

[How about blowing it up! I wonder if the system has an atomic bomb? ]

Judge Song and Meng Po:........

Zheng An Ning ultimately failed to achieve his goal of overthrowing the underworld.

Instead, he returned with a full load and snatched Meng Po's soup pot and spoon, since she didn't want them anymore.

I also filled a large bottle of Meng Po soup, which can wash away all memories, but just a little bit can make people insane.

Before leaving, she was so angry that she beat the Bull Head again and broke all of its horns.

After Niu Tou woke up, he found that the ghosts around him were looking at him strangely and smiling in a very strange way.

When he found out, the sky fell, "Ah! Where are my horns?"

When Zheng An Ning returned to his yard, it was almost dawn, and he and his dog looked very miserable.

She changed her clothes casually and went to bed.

Meng Po's pot was thrown into the yard by her. It looked like a big porcelain jar, ugly and rubbish-like. No wonder Meng Po despised it.

In the darkness, the pot swayed gently, as if it had grown legs, and moved towards Zheng Anning.

The next day, Ruyi came to Zheng Anning's door and saw a huge porcelain jar blocking it.

"Where did this jar come from?" Ruyi scratched his head and asked curiously.

She picked it up with one hand and threw it aside.

Suddenly, another month had passed. During this month, Zheng An Ning ate and slept, walked the dog, and did no work every day.

She asked Zheng Wanning to do business and open a hot pot restaurant and a milk tea shop with just a few words, but in the end she didn't help at all.

The maids were so engrossed in the Zheng family's life that they didn't even remember anything about their mission!

After being brainwashed by Zheng An Ning and coaxed by Lian Yu and others, she happily does manicures every day and goes out shopping from time to time.

On the second day of the second month, the dragon raises its head. The Great Zhou Dynasty advocated nature, and every year on this day, the emperor and all officials would go to offer sacrifices to the heavens.

The sun is shining, the weather is gradually warming up, and all things are beginning to wake up quietly.

The altar was outside the imperial city, built on Xiangshan Hill.

Zheng Anning was sitting on the futon dozing off out of boredom. The sun was warm and he felt very comfortable in the tan.

Emperor Xuanwu and all the officials knelt on the ground and prayed devoutly. Suddenly, the incense on the incense burner broke off.

The Imperial Astronomical Observatory opened his eyes wide, pointed at the broken incense sticks on the incense burner, and shouted: "Your Majesty, this is an ominous sign!"

Emperor Xuanwu glared at him fiercely, and he shouted angrily,

"What's unknown?"

All the officials looked at each other in confusion. What ominous sign was this?

[What do you mean by unknown? The incense is obviously of poor quality. Can't you just change it? ]

[It's so funny, it's broken so neatly, it's either of poor quality or someone has tampered with it, you have to believe in science]

Everyone: ........

Who tampered with this incense?

"Someone, come and change the incense," Emperor Xuanwu said in a deep voice, twisting a string of Buddhist beads in his hand, his face gloomy.

The Imperial Observatory was not happy and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, what I said is true. It is really ominous and a very bad omen."

Zheng Anning stroked his chin and secretly looked at the Imperial Observatory. [Tsk tsk, this Imperial Observatory is a Taoist priest, right? He secretly keeps concubines, and has multiple concubines.]

[Hmm? The Imperial Astronomical Observatory is a Taoist priest, so he can't marry and have children, right? ]

Zheng An Ning complained silently in his heart and looked at the Imperial Observatory furtively.

The crowd was in an uproar. Was the Imperial Observatory secretly keeping a mistress?

You have to know that in the Great Zhou Dynasty, keeping a mistress was ridiculed. It was okay to take a concubine, but it was not okay to keep a mistress secretly.

[Hey, this assistant minister of the Ministry of Justice has taken in another concubine, and the concubine is the same age as his daughter? ]

[Tsk tsk, he is still not good enough, he took Wu Shi San, my god, he is really stubborn, this Wu Shi San is addictive]

[Not to mention the addiction, over time, the toxins enter the internal organs and are incurable. Even a 20-year-old boy who took Wu Shi San would die young.]

Everyone:.......

Wu Shi San? Isn't that popular in Kyoto recently? Many playboys are taking it.

They were instantly shocked, and many of them were eating this thing.

[Wait, this Five Stone Powder was made by the Imperial Astronomical Observatory!]

【What a sin! 】

Emperor Xuanwu narrowed his eyes slightly. Well, he didn't know that the Imperial Observatory had evil intentions and dared to give it to him before. Fortunately, he was cautious, otherwise he would be in trouble.

Chu Mingze broke out in a cold sweat. Fortunately, he was almost tricked into trying it before.

Many people were terrified. What the hell was that? They stared at the Imperial Observatory with ferocious eyes.

[Hey, wait, the Imperial Astronomical Bureau finally surrendered to Jiang Ruyan and became Jiang Ruyan's man, and even made Emperor Xuanwu obsessed with the way of immortality. ]

The incense was replaced quickly. The incense used by the royal family was basically of the best quality, so how could it be of poor quality?

It is even less likely to get damp, as there will be special people to take care of and maintain it.

Emperor Xuanwu held three incense sticks high above his head and chanted devoutly, "May the country be peaceful and prosperous, and the weather be favorable. May the Great Zhou be blessed..."

[Impossible, the peace won't last long. Soon, the Hu people will harass the border. Good weather? No, it won't be long before Liangzhou is flooded and Youzhou is hit by a drought.]

Emperor Xuanwu's body stiffened slightly, his brows slightly frowned, "No, do you really have to ruin my show?"

Beautiful wishes, do you understand?

[Tsk, those who are suffering from drought will die of drought, and those who are suffering from flood will die of flood]

【And there will be a plague. There will be a plague after a disaster.】

Also, can't you tell clearly when there will be floods and when there will be droughts?

Everyone:......