funbook-pk Chapter 112 Eye-catching
Chapter 112 Eye-catching
While eating the exquisite pastries given by the Crown Prince's Consort, Ling Xuan envied Ling Mo even more. He wished he could replace Ling Mo. However, he also silently told himself that in the future, he must hold on to the Crown Prince's Consort's long legs tightly.
He could see that the Crown Prince was now intent on pleasing the Crown Princess, which was something that had never happened before.
However, a woman as extraordinary as the Crown Prince's Consort, who has both outstanding medical skills and stunning beauty, is indeed rare in the world and is truly worthy of the Crown Prince's wholehearted attention.
Under Yun Qingyao's urging, Ling Xuan ate very quickly.
However, no matter how fast he was, Ling Feng was even faster than him. He had just swallowed the last bite of dry food when Ling Feng came back in a flash.
"Ling Feng, why are you......"
"Wow......"
Before Ling Xuan could finish his words, Ling Feng ran to the side and started vomiting violently. Moreover, there was a strong strange smell on Ling Feng's body. Yes, it was the smell of a toilet, like the smell floating over the valley.
It's just a little more intense than that.
"Ah! If you don't listen to women, you will suffer the consequences!"
"This princess has long reminded you not to get too close, but you just didn't believe it. Now, you even have to skip dinner."
"Wow!"
When he heard about dinner, Ling Feng, who had stopped vomiting, started vomiting again.
When Yun Qingyao saw this, she silently put away the exquisite pastry that she had originally prepared for Ling Feng and put it back into the space.
It took a whole incense stick of time for Ling Feng to stop vomiting. The three of them quickly changed places and came to the water source.
However, Ling Feng, who had just experienced an inhuman torture, was still frightened when he saw the gurgling mountain spring water.
After all, those Chinese people with cold constitutions have diarrhea like that because they drank mountain spring water with added ingredients.
As the saying goes, once bitten by a snake, one will fear ropes for ten years. Now he really dared not touch the spring water. What if, he meant what if, what if this was also spring water with added ingredients, then wouldn't he be the same as those soldiers from the Hanliang country?
Whoa whoa whoa!
It’s scary to think about it!
"Don't worry, this water is fine!"
Yun Qingyao could see that this silly boy was really scared.
Come to think of it, the effects of this medicine would take three hours to take effect after taking it, and once it started, it was uncontrollable. Ordinary military doctors simply couldn't cure it. Not only could they not cure it, but if they used the medicine indiscriminately, it would even increase the frequency of their diarrhea.
Now, three days have passed. This is why Yun Qingyao told Ling Feng not to get close to her casually. Who knew that this silly boy would misinterpret her meaning.
Ah!
That's what he deserves!
Let’s see if he dares to do it again next time.
After Ling Feng had given himself a good beating, Yun Qingyao gave him a pill.
"Submit it, it will make you feel better."
"Thank you, Princess!"
Ling Feng looked at Yun Qingyao and swallowed it without saying a word.
After Ling Feng felt better, he slowly told what had just happened.
It turned out that Ling Feng took advantage of the cover of night to sneak in easily. However, the further he went in, the stronger the strange smell became. Ling Feng had no choice but to put on the simple mask he had made in Bingyan Valley a few days ago.
Sure enough, this time it’s much better.
However, the further he went in, the more confused Ling Feng became. Logically, there should be soldiers on night watch here, either to guard against wild beasts or to prevent enemy sneak attacks.
However, the Hanliang Kingdom’s garrison did not even have a single night watchman. What was going on?
Ling Chen couldn't help but quicken his pace in a hurry, and didn't notice at all that there was a white butt behind a big tree nearby. However, this person probably had a weak physique and had already collapsed and fainted.
Ling Feng continued to walk inside, and this time he finally heard a sound that sounded like pain and comfort, accompanied by the occasional sound of farting.
They say curiosity kills the cat. At this time, Ling Feng was completely driven by his curiosity. Like a puppet who had lost the ability to think, he just wanted to find out the truth.
But he regretted it the next second.
White, dazzling white, with white butts everywhere. Of course, it is not ruled out that there is some natural black in it.
It was stinky, it was so stinky that the disgusting stench came straight at him and almost made Ling Feng faint. Fortunately, he was wearing a mask.
However, because this scene was so shocking, which Ling Feng had never imagined in his dreams, he was dumbfounded.
It was Ling Feng's daze that was caught by a soldier from the Hanliang country who had just finished relaxing and was about to stand up and sigh to the sky.
"Ah, there's an assassin in the tree!"
The soldier held up his pants with one hand and pointed at a big tree not far away with the other hand and shouted.
Because the soldier's shout was so sudden, everyone instinctively stood up all at once, whether they had finished pulling or not. The scene was really an eye-catching sight.
Originally Ling Feng just saw a bunch of white, but now, it was directly black and white, and it was the kind with burrs and shaking.
"Come on, catch the assassin!"
The general came out of the toilet in a hurry with his pants up, gave an order, drew his sword and prepared to rush towards the tree where Ling Feng was.
"Yes!"
“Slurp!”
The soldiers who had finally stood up with their trousers held up instinctively reached for the swords at their waists. However, before they could pull out the swords, the trousers they had held up in their hands slipped to their heels again.
"Ah, my pants!"
A deputy general saw his younger brother trembling in the wind, and he became anxious and threw away the sword in his hand. No matter what, saving his younger brother was the most important thing.
However, it just happened that the deputy general's sword was thrown directly at the feet of the general who had just rushed over.
"boom!"
The general stumbled and fell flat on his face, a real mess.
At this moment, the whole world was quiet.
Everyone's eyes were on the general, even the deputy general was no exception, he didn't even care about his pants slipping down again.
"Ah, ugh..."
"Asshole, ugh..."
"I'm going to kill you, ugh..."
The general vomited and cursed at the same time.
"General, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. The deputy general was so frightened that his face turned pale. He didn't care about the pants that fell off his ankles. He quickly used his sleeve to try to wipe the yellow liquid off the general's mouth."
"roll!"
The general, who had never been in such an embarrassing situation before, pushed the deputy general angrily. The deputy general's legs were already trembling, and the muddy dirt under his feet caused him to slip and fall a long distance along the dirt on the ground.
"boom!"
His head hit directly on the root of a chopped tree. The yellow dirt, white brain matter and red blood painted the tree stump into a haunted mess.
The deputy general rolled his eyes and moved his mouth slightly, trying to explain something, but in the end he took his last breath without saying anything, and said goodbye to the world in the most tragic and miserable way.