funbook-pk Chapter 152 Castration of Gu Xi
Chapter 152 Castration of Gu Xi
It's no wonder. The former dynasty and the harem are one. Shi Huairen is plotting to kill her. How can Concubine Shi not help her father?
Emperor Jichang smiled and helped Concubine Shi up.
"My beloved, I am just kidding you. Don't underestimate the young age of the Imperial Master. He is very powerful and can get me the elixir."
Concubine Shi let out a long sigh, patted her chest, and said coquettishly:
"Your Majesty, you scared me to death."
"Oh, that's my fault, I'll give you a pat."
As he spoke, Emperor Jichang also patted Concubine Shi's chest, with a lewd smile on his face, and said in a self-righteous and humorous way:
"My dear, your place is so big, why are you so timid? Hahahaha..."
Bah! You old pervert! It's an eyesore!
Gu Xi lowered his head.
A group of eunuchs filed in and brought another 1,000 taels of gold.
Gu Xi followed the same method and took the gold while muttering something.
He took out a few more bottles of medicine. Didn't the dog emperor want to be in good spirits and favor his concubines while still strong? In addition to the medicine for lowering the three highs, Gu Xi also took medicine that could make people excited.
I guarantee that after the dog emperor eats it, he will be the bridegroom every night.
Her position as the national teacher became more secure.
As for the side effects, what does it have to do with her?
Concubine Shi had heard about the magic of the imperial teacher in the harem before, and today she was even more eye-opening.
She acted coquettishly towards Emperor Jichang:
"Your Majesty, please ask the Imperial Master to get me some elixirs to nourish my skin."
How could Emperor Jichang not agree?
"Master, please ask Taishang Laojun if he has any beauty pills for women?"
Although Gu Xi is very rich, he would be a bastard if he didn't make money.
When the eunuchs brought another 1,000 taels of gold, Gu Xi took it, took out a few boxes of vitamins, and said to the imperial concubine:
"The Imperial Concubine is naturally beautiful. If she takes some elixir, she will be able to stay young forever."
Concubine Shi happily ordered the palace maid to take it, then rolled her eyes and said to Emperor Jichang:
"Your Majesty, the Imperial Master obtained the elixir for Your Majesty. This is a great deed. Your Majesty should reward the Imperial Master well."
Could this woman be so kind?
When things go wrong, there must be something fishy going on.
Gu Xi said quickly:
"I have been favored by your majesty and promoted to the first rank and the title of marquis. I am already deeply grateful and dare not ask for more credit."
Emperor Jichang also said: "Well, I really don't know what to reward the Imperial Master with."
There was a flash of calculation in Concubine Shi's eyes. As expected of the victor in the palace fight, she came up with bad ideas as soon as she said them:
"Your Majesty, the Imperial Preceptor has not yet married. Why don't you find a good match for the Imperial Preceptor? With the Imperial Preceptor's status, Princess Shang is worthy of him. Isn't our Princess Pingyang a good match?"
Gu Xi frowned and looked through the original owner's memories.
Princess Pingyang, ranked twelfth, is the emperor's youngest daughter. She is twenty-one years old this year. Her husband died of illness a year ago.
It is said that this princess was very much favored by the emperor. Even without a prince consort, she lived a very comfortable life and had dozens of male concubines.
Is this another script to change the female prince consort?
If Gu Xi agreed, he would become a laughing stock among the ministers. After all, no one wants to have a green head.
If Gu Xiruo refused, wouldn't that be a clear sign of disdain for the princess?
No matter how bad the emperor's daughter is, it is not the minister's turn to despise her, as it will definitely anger the dog emperor.
Concubine Shi has a good plan!
Never underestimate the whispers of women. When women fight in the palace, their deceptions are much more intense than those in the court.
So, they don't have to argue in the court, they can just smile and say a few words to win the battle.
There was another layer that Gu Xi had not expected. Shi Huairen wanted to plant a spy into the Imperial Master's Mansion, but the Imperial Master's Mansion only bought thirty servants at the beginning and never bought any more, so he had no idea where to start.
If it is sent to the Imperial Master's Mansion as a dowry during the wedding, then it would be a natural thing to do.
Shi Huairen secretly sent several male lovers to Princess Pingyang, and Concubine Shi had a good personal relationship with Princess Pingyang.
Emperor Jichang thought about it and thought it would be a good idea to use the princess to win over the imperial teacher. In the future, he would be his father-in-law and they would be family. Wouldn't it be more convenient to ask for elixirs?
"Your Majesty, no!"
Gu Xi spoke before Emperor Jichang did.
Emperor Jichang frowned, a look of displeasure on his face.
In order to resolve the crisis, Gu Xi had to make up a story:
"Your Majesty, although I am a messenger of God, I am also a mortal. It is just by chance that I was able to open my third eye.
Although I also want to have a beautiful woman in my arms, as a messenger of God, I cannot be close to women and must remain a young man until I die, otherwise I will lose all my divine power."
Concubine Shi didn't expect that the trap she set would be broken.
Qi Dasheng made up such an excuse to reject the princess. Does that mean he will never marry again?
Emperor Jichang certainly couldn't let the imperial teacher's magical power disappear. After all, he was still hoping to achieve immortality.
Then he softened his expression and said:
"In that case, let's just leave it at that."
Concubine Shi had a smile on her face, but the smile did not reach her eyes:
"Ah, I almost did something wrong and ruined the imperial master's magical power. The imperial master's virginity must not be lost, it concerns the fate of the country.
But I am worried that the Imperial Master is still young and full of vigor. What if he is seduced by some vixen and loses his virginity?
Upon hearing this, Emperor Jichang also frowned. He himself was a pervert and naturally knew what men were thinking. What if the imperial teacher couldn't control himself, then wouldn't his elixir be gone?
When Gu Xi saw Concubine Shi’s malicious face, his heart sank.
A woman in the harem wouldn't survive two episodes unless she had eight hundred tricks up her sleeve. What evil trick has she planned?
Gu Xi could only respond as he saw the opponent’s moves:
"Don't worry, Madam. I have always remained calm. To be on the safe side, except for a few cooks and maids who do the cleaning, all the others in my house are men."
Well, how could there be a woman in her backyard? Only a jealous man.
Concubine Shi glanced at the eunuch next to her, grinned, and said meaningfully:
"Your Majesty, the eunuch Lin beside you is over fifty years old, right? Is he still a virgin?"
Alas, women are the most vicious!
Does this damn woman want to castrate her?
Eunuch Lin nodded and bowed:
"Your Highness, you are making fun of me. I have been purified since I was eight years old and followed Your Majesty. Naturally, I am still a virgin."
This seemed to give Emperor Jichang an idea.
If you want to keep your virginity forever, wouldn't it be a permanent solution if you just cut it with a knife?
Gu Xi saw the expression on Emperor Jichang's face and felt something was wrong, so he quickly said:
"Your Majesty, if I could get rid of that thing, I would have castrated myself long ago. The messenger of God must have a pure yang body. If he becomes a eunuch, he will have neither yin nor yang, and the Heavenly Eye will not be able to open."
Humph, no matter how powerful your evil is, my Tao is ten feet higher.
Emperor Jichang had no choice but to give up.
Concubine Shi twisted the handkerchief in her hand, with a smile on her face, but her eyes were extremely vicious.
Gu Xi thought of the purpose of entering the palace and said hurriedly:
"Your Majesty, I am here to report something important to you."
Emperor Jichang then remembered that the Imperial Master had come into the palace on his own initiative and had not yet asked him what he wanted.
"Oh? What's the big deal?"