funbook-pk Chapter 235: As long as the cry is louder than the baby
Chapter 235: As long as the cry is louder than the baby
All four CP groups successfully completed the task of obtaining milk. The most popular one was the "fighting CP" group. The idea of kissing the hair tips was really in line with Su Jinli's personality.
Back at Shuanglu, the child, who hadn't gotten her favorite toy, was particularly attached to her Barbie doll and cried non-stop. This annoyed Lu Qing, who was already irritated, to the point where he forgot to control his expression. Lu Yao was also extremely upset. Her relationship with Lu Qing recently had become unsuitable for raising a child together.
The director then announced the next task - to get the little quilts that the children rely on most.
Children are particularly sensitive to smells due to their age, so when they move to a new place to sleep, many need to bring their own blankets to sleep peacefully. To secure a blanket, the temporary mother must sing a lullaby for the child.
After singing, the children will give scores, and if they pass, they can get a small quilt to cover themselves with.
Su Jinli is tone-deaf and sang a lullaby like the background music in a horror movie, but Dongdong liked it very much and gave it a perfect score right away.
Lu Yao sang very gently and beautifully, but Xinxin didn't buy it and gave her zero points right away!
Lu Yao was very angry, but she couldn't show it in front of the camera. She could only keep smiling and said to the child: "Xinxin, you can't give your sister a zero. If you give a zero, you won't have a little quilt to cover yourself."
"Zero points, that's zero points, I want my doll, wow——"
Howled loudly.
The next step is to fight for the child's permission to watch cartoons, which is also a very important step. The task is for couples to praise and compliment each other.
Xiao Dongdong was sitting on the carpet in the living room playing with his toys. Su Jinli and Li Yanchen were sitting on the sofa next to him, staring at each other.
"Miss Su is my lucky goddess." Li Yanchen said from the bottom of his heart.
"Mr. Li has so many advantages. He actually has two eyes, a nose, a mouth, and two ears. It's really amazing."
Barrage:
[Hahaha, Lili, are you complimenting me?]
[It's her, her way of praising people is so unique, Miss Ri Ri]
Li Yanchen's mouth twitched, "Miss Su is so beautiful and sparkling."
Su Jinli smiled, "Mr. Li is only in his thirties and he can already pee standing up."
Li Yanchen sighed helplessly, "Can you please speak properly?"
"Isn't the theme of this episode about coaxing children?" Su Jinli thought there was nothing wrong with the way she spoke.
Barrage:
Hahahaha, hahahaha
【Hahaha Lili is right】
【Hahaha funny】
In front of the TV, Su Changhong, who was watching her daughter's live broadcast, received a call. After seeing the number, she frowned fiercely.
I still answered the call and listened to the person on the other end first.
Then she said, "Give me a few days. Things haven't been going well this month. I'll definitely transfer the money to your account in a few days... Don't worry, I won't be short of your money. You have to help me take good care of the child. Please."
After hanging up the phone, she looked up at the TV and said to Lu Qing, "The Lu family wants to break up the marriage? I didn't want to reveal my trump card so early."
"But if you don't want to marry my daughter, don't blame me!"
The only task left is to help the child with addition and subtraction within ten.
Li Yanchen specially found a box of cherry tomatoes from the refrigerator and placed the small fruits on the coffee table in the living room.
Li Yanchen asked patiently, "Dongdong, what is three plus two?"
"Three plus two equals... three plus two."
"Hahaha." Su Jinli burst into laughter and glanced at the child's mother in the distance, "Dongdong looks just like me when I was a kid."
Li Yanchen moved three cherry tomatoes in front of the child, and then moved two more over. "There are three small tomatoes here, plus two small tomatoes. Dongdong, count them."
The little guy stretched out his hand, "One, two, three, four, five..."
"Yes!" Li Yanchen nodded. "So three plus two equals how many?"
"Thirty-two."
Li Yanchen remained calm and wrote down Arabic numerals on a piece of paper: 3+2=?
Have the child write the correct answer, 5.
The little guy picked up the pen and wrote 32 crookedly...
Barrage:
【Hahahaha! Ineffective education!】
【Hahahaha! Hahaha】
【Little Dongdong is so cute】
After finishing writing, Xiao Dongdong laughed, and Li Yanchen also laughed, but his laughter was very numb.
Su Jinli stood by with her arms folded, watching and laughing. Li Yanchen asked her to come over and help with tutoring.
Su Jinli shook her head. "It's useless unless you use his favorite food as a metaphor."
Li Yanchen asked: "Dongdong, what is your favorite food?"
"Cheese sticks." The little guy answered very happily.
However, after searching the refrigerator, the production team didn't have any cheese sticks. Su Jinli suggested that she go out and buy some, thinking that she could also go see her baby goose.
Unexpectedly, it would have been fine if the cheese stick had not been mentioned. After mentioning the cheese stick, Xiao Dongdong suddenly remembered that he had just lost a cheese stick and burst into tears.
He regretted sharing the cheese stick with his temporary mother. Now he wanted to eat it, but there was nothing left.
"Cheese stick...cheese stick...I want a cheese stick!" The little guy thundered on the spot, then turned around and asked his mother for a cheese stick.
The director said: "Because the mission has not been completed, the mother cannot provide complementary food to the child at this time."
What to do, just watch the child cry?
Li Yanchen bent down and picked up the child to coax him, "Temporary mommy will go buy it for you right away, wait a moment, little thing."
"Whoa! I want a cheese stick, my cheese stick!"
"Right now!" Su Jinli decisively walked up to the child and asked, "You have three cheese sticks. If I snatch two and eat them, how many are left?"
Little Dongdong's brain raced, and he cried loudly, "One!" After raising his index finger in response, he continued to cry, "My cheese stick!"
"What if you have three cheese sticks, and I fail to snatch them away, and instead you take away two of my cheese sticks, how many cheese sticks do you have in total?" Su Jinli asked again.
"Five!" The little guy stretched out five fingers.
Su Jinli struck while the iron was hot and wrote a few addition and subtraction problems on a piece of white paper, and continued to use the battle for cheese sticks to guide the children to write the correct numbers.
This time it was successful. Little Dongdong answered three addition and subtraction questions correctly in a row while crying loudly. The mission was completed!
Although the process was a bit noisy, Li Yanchen still admired Su Jinli's exciting, war-like teaching method.
After the task was completed, the child was still crying. Su Jinli picked up her mobile phone and was about to go buy cheese sticks. After all, if you eat someone else's food, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.
"Wait." Li Yanchen stopped her, "I'll go buy it. I think you're better at coaxing children."
Su Jinli also didn't want to hear the child crying, but she kindly taught Li Yanchen a solution.
"As long as you cry louder than him, he will stop crying." After saying that, Su Jinli turned and left.
Li Yanchen was left howling and pretending to cry like a pervert.