My crush wants to be my sugar daddy.

Chapter 207 if - Jiang Haochen has become a pervert

Irresponsible IF Side Story - 11

Jiang Haochen felt that he was a pervert, the kind with a rotten heart and a rotten lung.

He actually... he actually...

"Brother, no...uh...brother, please...um...brother, I'm your brother..."

With a loud crash, Jiang Haochen rammed his head against the wall, shattering a head full of yellow light.

How could he have such a dream? He's a monster, a filthy, rotten pervert! He actually had designs on his brother! His brother was crying so hard in his dream, and instead of stopping, he went even further because he thought his brother's crying was beautiful…

Those long, slender legs, that supple waist, that alluring voice, that flushed, sweaty face…

"Clang, clang, clang!"

Jiang Haochen kept banging his head against the wall, and then a dull pain finally stopped him.

Just as Xiao Cui was watching his boss go crazy, he caught a glimpse of red and cried out in alarm, "It's broken! It's bleeding!"

Bleeding; even Chi Yuan in his dream was tormented to the point of bleeding.

Realizing he was still savoring the memory, Jiang Haochen turned around and went to bang his head against the wall again.

"Brother, brother, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!" Xiao Cui was almost crying from fright.

Ten minutes later.

Xu Mo, Xiao Cui, and Jiang Haochen looked at each other with serious expressions in the closed lounge.

Xu Mo looked at Jiang Haochen, whose forehead was covered with a bandage, his expression complex, hesitant to speak, then finally said after a long while, "Haochen, have you been under too much pressure lately due to a tight schedule?"

His voice was gentle, just like when he was coaxing his daughter at home.

Jiang Haochen glanced at it: "Don't worry, I'm not crazy, nor am I depressed."

Xu Mo: "Well... that's good."

It's obvious there's no truth to it.

Jiang Haochen was too lazy to explain. His current situation was much more serious than depression. Depression at most involves self-harm, but he had become a pervert; he wanted to harm others.

Xu Mo said cautiously, "After today's roadshow, there won't be much work, so you can take a few days off."

Did you review the itinerary you just outlined for me yesterday?

Jiang Haochen thought about it and didn't refuse. Who would want to be a beast of burden if they could rest? It was rare for Xu Mo to take the initiative to push work onto him.

Seeing Jiang Haochen nod, Xu Mo breathed a sigh of relief and then began to reflect on himself. He had gone too far in the past two years; Jiang Haochen had hardly rested at all.

"Knock knock!" There was a knocking sound at the door.

Xiao Cui asked, "Who?"

There was a moment of silence outside the door, then a warm and pleasant voice came from outside: "Teacher Jiang, this is Xie Lingzhou. The roadshow has started. Would you like to come along?"

Xie Lingzhou?

Jiang Haochen suddenly stood up, his eyes shining as he looked at the doorway, as if he had found salvation.

He must have been holding back for too long, that's why he had that kind of dream. Besides, it's just a wet dream, what teenager hasn't had one? Once he has a normal romantic relationship, he won't have those kinds of dreams anymore. And even if he does, the object of his wet dreams will be different.

Yes, that's right, he's not a pervert, he just has a hormonal imbalance.

Jiang Haochen strode to open the door, his voice warm: "Lingzhou, it's been a long time."

Xie Lingzhou's eyes widened slightly: "It's been... a long time."

Jiang Haochen: "I've been thinking of contacting you, but I've been too busy. Are you free later? How about we have dinner together after the roadshow?"

Xie Lingzhou blinked and managed to squeeze out a single word: "Good."

Jiang Haochen was satisfied and took Xie Lingzhou's hand as they walked out: "Come on, aren't we supposed to be doing a roadshow? Let's finish this early so we can eat."

Xie Lingzhou was dragged away, half-doubting.

Xu Mo and Xiao Cui watched this scene in silence, then exchanged a puzzled look.

"What... what happened?"

"can't read."

Because Xie Lingzhou was pulled there by Jiang Haochen, the host specially arranged for Xie Lingzhou to sit next to the lead actor when assigning seats.

When they were filming, everyone could tell that Jiang Haochen might have a thing for Xie Lingzhou. Now that a year has passed and they see that the two are being ambiguous, they assume that they have talked about it in private and give Xie Lingzhou some leeway.

Jiang Haochen stood on the stage, the bandage on his head quite conspicuous. The host couldn't help but ask, "Brother Chen, what happened? Did you get injured while filming?"

Jiang Haochen didn't dare to admit it, since there were photos of him arriving looking perfectly fine: "I dozed off in the dressing room just now and accidentally bumped into something."

The host immediately expressed concern, saying, "Brother Chen has such a busy schedule; he's been working too hard and hasn't been sleeping well. Work is important, but your health is even more important. Otherwise, your fans will be worried about you, don't you think?"

"Yes!" the fans below immediately shouted in unison.

Jiang Haochen didn't want his fans to worry too much, and he also knew that he wouldn't look good on camera, so he quickly pulled at his hair, trying to cover the gauze.

Xie Lingzhou stood beside him and, seeing that he was struggling to get the hang of it, offered to help.

Jiang Haochen didn't think much of it, just hummed in agreement and lowered his head to let Xie Lingzhou fix his hair.

He was slightly taller than Xie Lingzhou. Their characters in the drama already had a somewhat ambiguous relationship, and now they were standing together, one looking down with affection, the other focused on tidying up—the scene was...

"Ahhhhh~~~"

"Eeeeeee~~~"

"Click click click~~~"

Xie Lingzhou realized something, his face flushed slightly as he withdrew his hand and stood up straight.

Jiang Haochen belatedly realized that something was amiss, but then he remembered that he had originally planned to pursue Xie Lingzhou, so he held back and just smiled at the camera.

The only difference was that Xie Lingzhou, blushing, would occasionally glance back at him, making the audience even more smitten.

Xiao Cui clicked his tongue: "This Xie Lingzhou is more proactive than before."

Xu Mo: "How can I not take the initiative? Your brother Jiang is offering himself up to get some attention, it would be impolite not to take advantage of it."

Xiao Cui: "I never expected that after a year, Brother Jiang would still like him."

Xu Mo sighed: "If you like it, then you like it."

Being in love is better than going crazy.

[Suspected romance with Jiang Haochen.]

Given Jiang Haochen's popularity, he was already trending at number one on social media before the roadshow even ended.

Chi Yuan, who was just thinking about how to find opportunities to spend more time with his brother: "!!!"

Does his brother still like Xie Lingzhou?

Chi Yuanchao's bright eyes darkened. If his brother really liked Xie Lingzhou, then... should he try to take him away?

"Hey, interested in a part-time job?"

Chi Yuan looked up and saw a blond young man with a ponytail.

Before Chi Yuan could speak, the man continued rattling off, "You know what a cosplayer is, right? I'll provide the costume, makeup, and hair. You just need to be my model. I'll give you six hundred a day."

Chi Yuan shook his head: "No, thank you."

Seeing his reaction, the young man raised an eyebrow, said nothing, and turned to leave. Just when Chi Yuan thought the other man had left, the young man returned with two cups of smoothies.

Chi Yuan looked up in surprise: "I don't do part-time jobs."

The young man smiled: "It's okay. Even if you don't do the part-time job, we can still be friends. I'm Huang Kai, and I love being friends with good-looking people. You've just broken up with your boyfriend, haven't you?"

These words were flippant, but the young man's eyes were so clear that they were not unpleasant to look at.

Chi Yuan: "How...how did you know?"

Huang Kai: "I have a lot of experience in dating."

Seeing the boy's wide eyes, Huang Kai smiled and said, "Just kidding. The expression on your face just now was full of sadness. At your age, what else could be making you sad if you're not heartbroken? But you're so good-looking, how could the other person bear to part with you?"

Chi Yuan has a crush on his brother, but he can't tell anyone. Suddenly, he meets a stranger and finds himself wanting to confide in him: "I like him, but it seems like he likes someone else."

Huang Kai blinked: "Wait... does that mean he's currently single?"

Chi Yuan nodded: "Yeah, but he's had feelings for that person for a long time, and he just ran into her again recently. Maybe he really likes her."

Seeing the boy's downcast expression, Huang Kai asked, "Did you confess your feelings?"

Chi Yuan shook his head: "No."

Huang Kai: "Then hurry up and go!"

Chi Yuan: "It's not that I haven't thought about it; I've been hinting at it to him, but he's always treated me like a younger brother."

Huang Kai sighed, "What's the use of hints? You've already said he treats you like a younger brother. If you don't go straight to the point, how can he change his mind? You have to confess your feelings for him to make him stop treating you like a younger brother."

Chi Yuan's eyes lit up, but he shook his head again: "I'm afraid if I confess, I won't even be able to be your younger brother anymore."

Huang Kai understood: "He's very important to you?"

Chi Yuan nodded: "If he distances himself from me if I confess, then I'll... I'll... I'll be his younger brother."

Chi Yuan had considered confessing his feelings, but he didn't dare until he was absolutely certain, because he was afraid of losing his brother.

After hearing this, Huang Kai slammed his hand on the table: "Then let's go rob it!"

Chi Yuan: "Rob?"

Huang Kai nodded: "That's right. Didn't you say your brother and that person aren't together yet? If we don't fight for them now, are we going to wait until they're together? You care about your brother so much, so he must care about you too. Before they're deeply in love, no other couple's feelings can surpass this. If we don't fight for them now, are we going to wait until they're deeply in love?"

Chi Yuan hesitated and said, "Wouldn't that be inappropriate?"

Huang Kai exclaimed, "What's wrong with that? They're just dating, not married. You're not even a third party. If your brother really likes him, you can't beat him. If you do, it's not true love. This is fair competition."

Chi Yuan: "But... how do we steal it?"

Huang Kai: "One word: fishing! Don't understand? Come on, add me on WeChat, I'll teach you."