funbook-pk Chapter 212 He tried to steal his wife right away?
Chapter 212 He tried to steal his wife right away?
Inside the luxurious yet eerie villa, the two sides faced off, and Zhou Ziming, feeling embarrassed, wanted to find somewhere to disappear.
After being separated for many days, he met a familiar person again, only to find that he had become the domineering zombie's little husband.
Humiliation, utter humiliation! This zombie not only understands human language and speaks human words, but also has bizarre thoughts. The moment we met, we packed him up and took him away without saying a word.
He thought he was about to turn into a zombie, but instead, the zombie was busy arranging a wedding.
The zombies' aesthetic sense wasn't great either; they replaced the bright red of the living world with bright white. In his lifetime, Zhou Ziming participated in a ghost marriage, with himself as the main character.
Facing acquaintances from all directions, his face turned as red as a monkey's bottom, and he shouted at the top of his lungs, "Don't worry about me, you all go on your way."
Compared to the lives of others, he only lost his integrity. Even if he was dragged to the bridal chamber by a zombie and accidentally "kissed" by one, turning into a zombie, he would still be considered to have died in the line of duty.
However, Zhou Ziming had barely shouted twice when his mouth was covered by a zombie's hand.
The female zombie warned: "Human, shut your little mouth."
Zhou Ziming: "..." No, you weren't like this before. You used to call me your darling baby and sweet treat.
The female zombie changed her mind faster than flipping through a book; she found a new target and lost interest in the human in her arms.
She narrowed her eyes.
Unlike Pei Sinian and the other zombies who were domesticated and trained by Meng Xiaoyou's bubbles, the female zombie was wild and had the shortcomings of a zombie: memory loss, unclear thinking, poor eyesight, and a lack of humanity and a willful attitude.
The only reason she didn't fall for Zhou Ziming was because she was a bit of a looks-obsessed person.
When it comes to eating, it only eats the good-looking ones.
Zhou Ziming is not the first human to have a ghost marriage with her, nor will he be the last. She will reveal her true nature and devour him on their wedding night.
Before the wedding, she enjoyed the ceremony and pampered her groom.
That's why they keep calling me their sweetheart and darling.
Now, someone even more outstanding than Zhou Ziming has emerged.
Pei Sinian and Meng Xiaoyou!
She scrutinized him closely and keenly sensed a terrifying aura emanating from Pei Sinian, a kind of fear that seemed to rung an alarm bell in her crystal core at all times, a fear that seemed to run deep in the bones of zombies.
They're the same kind! Danger!
She has survived until now, which shows her exceptional strength and intelligence, making her one of the most intelligent zombies. Therefore, she did not immediately seek out Pei Sinian to fight.
Instead, he chose a gentler approach that wouldn't provoke Pei Sinian, patting Zhou Ziming on the shoulder and saying to Pei Sinian readily, "Switch your food with mine."
We're all in the same industry, we all know what's going on. Why are you carrying around food? Isn't it just for stockpiling supplies?
The female zombie had almost figured everything out when, unexpectedly, the aura surrounding the male zombie changed. The innate sense of oppression was like a mountain, pressing down on her.
The female zombie couldn't feel pain, but she could immediately hear the creaking of her bones.
She asked, puzzled, "What are you doing? I'm exchanging my groom for your bride."
The male zombie's face darkened further, his fangs pressed tightly against his lips, and he almost forced out three words from his throat: "Why should I?"
Pei Sinian was so angry he almost laughed. Why should she just replace the little fool he had raised with such care?
The female zombie then declared righteously, "My teeth aren't good, so I like to eat tender grass. The one in your arms is tender, but your teeth and bones look very hard. It's perfect for you to use the one I'm holding to grind your teeth."
All the humans present were stunned.
Listen to what they heard.
These days, female zombies are so open-minded, are they playing husband-swapping games?
The problem is, you can change it, but why did you even change the gender of your husband?
Meng Xiaoyou poked her head out like a mushroom, blinked her big eyes, and stared at the female zombie with a puzzled look for a long time. Then she turned to Pei Sinian and said, "So, when you were with me before, was it like an old cow eating young grass?"
Pei Sinian: "..."
His teeth are harder now.
He covered her small mouth expressionlessly, "Shut up."
Not a single word of it is something a zombie would want to hear, so how did he end up eating young grass?
He's not old.
However, on the other hand, all the other zombies had fragmented memories, but Pei Sinian, who was of a higher level, did not.
He really didn't know his exact age; maybe... he really was an old cow eating young grass.
Pei Sinian's thoughts were inexplicably swayed, but the composed Mr. Zombie quickly brought the topic back on track, coldly uttering two words: "No trade."
If you're so capable, come and snatch her away. He'd like to see what kind of zombie could steal his lover from him.
The man's physique wasn't that of a fiercely muscular man, but rather as graceful and refined as a pine or bamboo, with a tall and slender body that concealed a reassuringly powerful explosive force.
Mushroom wasn't worried about being replaced. Its dark, piercing eyes, like those of an innocent doll, scrutinized the female zombie and Zhou Ziming.
The female zombie felt a surge of desire as she looked at her. She thought she was so cute and wanted to weave her into a puppet to hold by her side every day. It would be so wonderful to see her every time she opened her eyes.
Moreover, you can smell the fragrance from a great distance.
Hiss!
It smells so good, so delicious! How can there be such perfect humans in the world?
Look how well-behaved she is in the arms of that fellow human trafficker, a soft little bundle, her whole body relaxed, as if she relies on her companion. Her face is pretty and delicate, and her watery eyes are so attractive to zombies.
She couldn't imagine how happy she would be to hold this human in her arms; she could swallow ten of these humans whole!
Compared to that, the stubborn, unappealing man in my arms suddenly seemed less appealing.
The female zombie released Zhou Ziming, feeling bored.
Zhou Ziming was actually relying on the female zombie. When she suddenly let go, he was caught off guard and stumbled, almost falling over. After finally regaining his balance, he heard the female zombie say, "Get out of the way and don't get in the way."
Zhou Ziming understood the female zombie's dialect. He pointed at himself in disbelief, then at the zombie: "No, you weren't like this before? How could you do this to me?"
The female zombie's pupils were somewhat similar to those of a human, but smaller, mostly just the whites of her eyes. This made Zhou Ziyu think he saw the female zombie roll her eyes at him. "Man, watch your attitude. You're a human. What right do you have to point fingers at me? Do I have to report to you whether I eat or not?"
Zhou Ziming was indignant, his neck stiffening, "Otherwise what? You think I'll just stop eating like that?"
The people around: "..."
One of his teammates couldn't help but facepalm: "Brother Zhou, what are you doing?"
Zhou Ziming froze, realizing the stupid thing he had done.
He sheepishly shrank back, and taking advantage of the female zombie's leniency towards him, he quickly rolled into the crowd.
He was dressed in a wedding robe, and standing next to the female zombie, his colors were the most eye-catching at the entire wedding.
Zhou Ziming felt unlucky and was about to take off his clothes when he was met with a cold gaze. Looking up, he saw that the eyes behind the glasses of a certain big shot seemed rather unfriendly. He silently withdrew his hand that was taking off his clothes and disappeared into the crowd without making a sound.
Pei Sinian withdrew his gaze and gently patted Meng Xiaoyou's shoulder. "Have you seen enough? If you have, then let's go."
If we don't leave soon, the female zombie is practically staring a hole through the little idiot.