A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Chapter 225 If you're so capable, then don't hide from the mushrooms while taking a bath.



Chapter 225 If you're so capable, then don't hide from the mushrooms while taking a bath.

The word "cheating" appears quite frequently in the human world, so Mushroom easily found the original owner's memories and understood their meaning.

When the original owner was working during high school, he often encountered couples who were two-faced. One of the men in the couple had three girlfriends.

He would spend two days a week with each girlfriend, and the remaining day he would spend messing with other girls.

Ironically, his schedule was so meticulously planned that a female classmate who was working at the same time called him a "time management master."

The original owner couldn't even understand life herself, so naturally she had no interest in other things. Who knew that the time management master would fail so badly? One of her girlfriends came to her door, misunderstood her, and said that her boyfriend had cheated on her and that she was the other woman.

A rope always breaks at its thinnest point, and misfortune always seems to befall those with a hard life. The original owner of this body was also miserable, encountering all sorts of bad luck.

Putting all that aside, Meng Xiaoyou frowned and glared at Pei Sinian with her grape-like eyes.

Pei Sinian's brow twitched, and he glanced coldly behind him. "Don't listen to this brat's nonsense. We're together 24/7. How could he cheat on me?"

Mushroom: "Pop!" You have half an hour to take a shower!

Pei Sinian couldn't understand, so he simply pressed down on her mushroom stem and scratched it with his fingertip. The mushroom immediately bent over and fluttered to avoid the man's movements.

It's so itchy!

Meng Xiaoyou curled up in a ball, feeling wronged and embarrassed. She thought the man was angry and embarrassed, and that if he was so capable, he shouldn't be taking a bath with mushrooms on his back.

At this moment, the little zombie also noticed the little mushroom in the passenger seat. He sniffed and said in disbelief, "You cheated on me, fine, but why does she smell like my mother's perfume?"

Pei Sinian: "..."

Meng Xiaoyou: "..."

A small vine slapped the little zombie on the forehead. "Chirp chirp chirp?" Could it be that it was the mother?

The little zombie's zombie brain was clearly underdeveloped, and being a child, it couldn't process information at all. It even displayed a resolute sense of self-sacrifice, shouting, "You big devil, you've wronged my mom! I'm going to fight you to the death!"

Pei Sinian's forehead vein throbbed. "This is your mother!"

"I'm not stupid. My mother is human, and these are mushrooms. They're different species!" the little zombie persisted, and then something was thrown at it from the front, hitting it right on the forehead.

Sneak attack?

The little zombie covered its head, looked down, and saw a yellowish crystal core. Its eyes lit up, "A level six human skull?"

"It's an energy crystal core, shut your mouth."

"Okay, Dad!"

Pei Sinian kept his word and even remembered to leave a crystal core for it. The little mushroom was stunned. "You unfilial son, you compromised so easily?"

Do you still remember your mother by Daming Lake?

Suddenly, Pei Sinian's expression froze. He picked up the mushroom and put it in his shirt pocket, looking coldly at the rearview mirror.

A car stopped behind us, and two people got out; they were acquaintances.

It was Zhou Ziming and Luo Qingxue.

Zhou Ziming stepped forward and knocked on Pei Sinian's car window. After the window rolled down, he looked at the cold face, pursed his lips, and asked, "Why did you leave the convoy?"

His facial expression was somewhat unnatural, completely lacking his previous carefree and naive charm. Pei Sinian's glasses flashed with a glint, and his gaze met Luo Qingxue's behind him. He said calmly, "I'm not familiar with them."

Luo Qingxue nudged the man's lower back with her finger, and Zhou Ziming quickly said, "Then let's go together. It'll be good to have someone to look after you on the way. Don't worry, I won't hold you back. Besides... I know the way. It'll be hard for you to find your way by yourself."

Pei Sinian's memory wasn't too bad; T City was north of Y City, but finding it himself would take a while, and besides...

He lowered his eyes. "Okay, you guys lead the way."

There will be no zombies along the way.

Because there is only one human being.

The only human present had not yet realized the seriousness of the situation. Upon hearing that Pei Sinian had agreed to let him come along, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and quickly returned to the car to lead the way.

Once in the car, he nervously swallowed, "If you want to eat people, just eat me. Why do you have to keep targeting Pei Sinian and the others?"

The woman picked at her nails, her movements stiff, and her smile unnatural. "What good are you? How can a hard, smelly man compare to a sweetheart?"

Zhou Ziming: "..."

He could no longer contain himself. "That's not what you said before."

Luo Qingxue smiled: "What did I say before?"

When Zhou Ziming met her lifeless, numb eyes, he felt like he was sick, and his heart started pounding.

He awkwardly looked away, "When will you let Luo Qingxue go?"

"Your wife is right here, why are you still thinking about other women?" Luo Qingxue, or more precisely, the female zombie controlling Luo Qingxue, said in a gloomy voice, "You don't uphold male virtues."

Zhou Ziming was going crazy because of this old lady. This zombie was completely unpredictable, acting like she was having a fit, or maybe she had a split personality. One minute she was all lovey-dovey with him, the next she was completely discarded. And she even held Luo Qingxue's life in her hands.

Yesterday, I went out of the base and was taken advantage of by a female zombie. I don't know what method she used, but she made Luo Qingxue lose her mind and was controlled by her.

His identity and profession did not allow him to let go of any life that still had a chance to be saved, so he feigned friendship with the female zombie and waited for the right opportunity.

Unfortunately, this female zombie seemed to have figured this out as well. Relying on her ability to control Luo Qingxue and do whatever she wanted, she threatened him to take her to find Pei Sinian and Meng Xiaoyou.

He knew Pei Sinian and Meng Xiaoyou's strength; this female zombie was probably no match for them and wouldn't be able to harm them for the time being. He could only take it one step at a time.

Zhou Ziming closed his eyes, and then he was patted on the shoulder.

Female zombie: "Why can I smell Sweetheart's scent, but I can't see her?"

"Don't you dare touch me!" Zhou Ziming slammed on the brakes in alarm, furious. "How should I know?"

"boom--"

A push came from behind, and the car lurched forward a short distance. Due to inertia, Zhou Ziming's head hit the steering wheel. He looked up, utterly dejected, rolled down the window, and, with a red mark on his forehead, said to the person behind him, "Can we keep a safe distance?"

Pei Sinian gripped the steering wheel tightly, his thin, light-colored lips pursed, and he said coldly, "Who told you to brake suddenly?"

It's definitely not his driving skills that's the problem; it's all because that stupid human in front of him can't drive.

Meng Xiaoyou was in his pocket at the time, and the sudden bump startled her. She frantically ran around with her umbrella flailing, making the whole car full of bubbles.

The little zombie, hit by bubbles, clutched its head and exclaimed, "That's really my mom!"

Pei Sinian ignored it, expressionlessly picked up the little mushroom and pressed it to his chest, warning, "Don't move."


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