funbook-pk Chapter 230 You beast, what have you done to that pretty girl?!
Chapter 230 You beast, what have you done to that pretty girl?!
The lame zombie's dark eyes stared blankly for a long time before it finally realized that it had been attacked by a corpse. It couldn't beat Sheng Jingxing, nor could it argue with him, but he had powerful backers.
It immediately complained to Pei Sinian: "Boss, look at him, even the Meng people have never said that to me."
How could it be a Meng human being...?
Caught off guard by the scolding, Meng Xiaoyou pouted and tugged at the edge of Pei Sinian's pocket with her mouth.
Pei Sinian heard a tearing sound and felt a chill on his chest. Without even looking, he knew another shirt was ruined. He pressed down on the purple mushroom with a blank expression and warned in a low voice, "Don't bite it."
The mushroom's eyes were bubbling with anticipation, "Pop!" Your clothes aren't resistant to being bitten.
How can you blame the mushroom?
"You... never mind, don't bite it and break the skin." Pei Sinian pulled his coat up, letting the mushroom nibble inside his shirt, and then slowly walked over.
Zhou Ziming followed closely behind, nervously reminding him, "Be careful, this is a level seven zombie, yet it looks so human."
Upon hearing this, Mushroom became nervous, nibbling at his clothes and keeping her eyes warily fixed on the seventh-level male zombie, fearing that the male zombie might suddenly attack and injure Pei Sinian.
Even though Pei Sinian couldn't understand what Mushroom was saying, he could still feel the signals she was emanating from her.
She is worried about him.
Pei Sinian's thin lips curled up slightly. This little ingrate still has some conscience.
His mood had improved considerably, and even the murderous intent in his eyes had lessened, which emboldened Sheng Jingxing.
Sheng Jingxing covered his head, nonchalantly saying, "You don't like being looked down upon, and I've already done that. When are you going to be my little brother?"
Sheng Jingxing, this zombie, loves to recruit followers and play around. He is very interested in Pei Sinian's strength and tries to recruit him.
Clearly, Pei Sinian had no interest in him, and slightly raised his chin, "Go and untie her."
Tang Shengnan held a special place in Xiao Bengu's heart, and even though Pei Sinian was extremely unhappy with Tang Shengnan, he couldn't just sit idly by.
Tang Shengnan's arms were handcuffed to the chair and she couldn't move. The key was with Sheng Jingxing.
His head wasn't hurting as much as before. He clicked his tongue, took out his keys from his pocket, twirled them in his hand, and patted Tang Shengnan's shoulder with his fingers. "I'll unlock it for you. How are you going to thank me?"
Tang Shengnan's lips twitched. "I thank you and your ancestors for eighteen generations."
"There's no need to be so polite." Sheng Jingxing's zombie brain was somehow formed; no matter what Tang Shengnan cursed, he accepted it all without question, and even seemed quite happy to be cursed, cheerfully unlocking Tang Shengnan's handcuffs.
With her hands free, Tang Shengnan, who had been holding her breath for days, was about to grab a chair and beat up the zombies when suddenly her shoulder felt a heavy weight pressing down on her, almost making her faint. When she looked closely, a look of surprise flashed in her eyes.
It was a purple mushroom, as big as her fist, with eyebrows, eyes, and a round little mouth. Its eyes were watery, and I felt like I'd seen them somewhere before.
The mushroom's white stem is crystal clear like jade, and it seems to translucent in the sunlight, making it incredibly beautiful.
What a heavy little thing...
Tang Shengnan's shoulder was bent from the weight. She tugged at the corner of her lips, about to say something, when the little mushroom shook its purple head, bounced to her ear, stretched out its white stem, rubbed intimately against her with its purple umbrella, and spit out a string of purple pearl bubbles.
hiss……
So... so cute.
So soft.
The mushroom caps were soft and tender, like tofu. Although he applied a bit too much pressure, Tang Shengnan completely ignored it and couldn't resist reaching out to gently pinch them.
The mushroom-shaped umbrella bouncy.
"What... what kind of magical treasure is this?" Tang Shengnan's eyes lit up, and she wanted to play with it again, but a cold, white hand grabbed the white stem of the mushroom and took it back.
Tang Shengnan watched as Pei Sinian washed the mushroom with water, placed it on his shoulder, and instructed the mushroom, "Don't jump around. If you don't jump accurately, you'll fall to the ground and I won't be able to pick it up."
The mushroom shook its head and nodded absentmindedly.
Tang Shengnan was filled with hatred.
"How come you, you stinky man, attract cute girls everywhere you go? I've asked you eight hundred times, where's the pretty one?"
Pei Sinian glanced at her coldly out of the corner of his eye, "She turned into a mushroom."
"Oh, it turned into... a mushroom???" Tang Shengnan looked at the mushroom in disbelief, then glanced at Pei Sinian, and exclaimed in shock, "You beast, what did you do to Little Pretty?!"
Her voice was a bit loud, and the mushroom quickly curled up into a small ball, covering its whole body with its purple umbrella, only revealing a pair of dark eyes, with one small one perched on Pei Sinian's shoulder.
Pei Sinian covered the small mushroom with his hand, his cool voice tinged with displeasure, "You scared her."
He did want to do something, but it's not that he's a silly little girl who doesn't understand anything; besides, he's a zombie and he's afraid of infecting her, so he hasn't accomplished anything.
Tang Shengnan immediately whispered, "What should we do? Can we turn back?"
Meng Xiaoyou gave a muffled pop.
Should be possible, right?
Whether she can turn back into a human or not doesn't really matter. She was originally a mushroom, and being a mushroom is much more comfortable than being a human. She has food and drink, and she doesn't even have to walk. She can just lie down in Pei Sinian's pocket and that's it.
Pei Sinian thought the same way. He could control the mushroom with one hand, and even if they found out his zombie identity in the future, they wouldn't be able to escape his grasp.
Upon learning of his idea, Tang Shengnan disagreed, "How can that be? You two are in an interracial relationship. Who dates like this? You can't even kiss properly. Look at you, how can you bear to kiss this little mushroom?"
Pei Sinian: "..."
mushroom:"……"
The white stems of the little mushrooms were faintly turning red. One of them kicked Pei Sinian with a white stem, but Pei Sinian calmly held down the restless mushroom and diverted his attention, "Who wants to eat this escaped seventh-order crystal core?"
Sheng Jingxing, who was quietly escaping: "..."
He whistled casually, revealing a pair of fangs, "What kind of seventh-order crystal core is this? You're all just underlings here, how dare you speak to your big brother like that?"
The lame zombie: "Not as good as Snickers."
Yu Xiuzhu: "Eating this will affect your IQ, you might as well eat dirt."
The atomized zombie said, "I heard that being single is contagious. If you guys don't eat it, I won't either. I have a wife, though."
The puppet female zombie, who had been keeping quiet all along, swallowed hard, seemingly lost in thought. Could it be that by joining their team, she could eat level 7 zombies?
However, the puppet zombie did not express its opinion, while the other zombies all expressed their dislike, which displeased Sheng Jingxing.
"What's wrong? You don't even like seventh-tier crystal cores? Look how arrogant you are! If it weren't for him, you'd all be playing me for fools right now. I'm telling you this today: either become my underlings, or... hehe!"
Sheng Jingxing gave a threatening chuckle, but he hadn't thought about what he was threatening; he just chuckled first.