A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Chapter 310 Ji Luolan X Zhou Ziming

A suona horn blared!

It wasn't made by blowing, but by being smashed.

In the retro courtyard, the white double happiness characters on the windows rustled in the wind. Two rows of zombies at the entrance stared at the humans who had somehow sneaked in, their eyes blazing with fury.

"Human, what do you want to do?"

"Today is Sister Ji's big day, how dare you come and cause trouble?"

"I've seen you before. You were the one who caused trouble the time before last. If it weren't for the fact that zombies and humans are all one family now, I would have swallowed you up right now."

"No, no, no, brother, humans don't taste good. They smell good but taste bad. We're not eating them. Let's chop them up and feed them to the dogs!"

"How innocent are dogs?"

"Shut up, all of you!" A light, casual voice made all the zombies stand up. "Sister Ji, what do you think we should do with this human?"

Today, Ji Luolan had her hair up in a bun, secured with a green hairpin, and wore green eyeshadow. Even her cheongsam was green. Her wild eyebrows were slightly raised: "Yes, they disrupted my wedding. What should we do? Hmm?"

She straightened the wrinkles in her clothes, looked at Zhou Ziming, and made him blush. Zhou Ziming bent down to pick up the suona from the ground and said woodenly, "But...but how could you marry Mushroom?"

On the stage, a white mushroom lay quietly in a flowerpot, puffing out bubbles.

One of the main characters in today's "ghost marriage" is White Mushroom, and Zhou Ziming's face turned green.

"you can not do that!"

"Why not? If I can't raise purple mushrooms, can't I find a substitute?"

"A stand-in?" Zhou Ziming stared in disbelief, pointing at her and then at the white mushroom. "But this one has no mind and can't transform into a human. It's different from Miss Meng."

"Then what should we do?" The female zombie covered half her face with a palm-leaf fan, concealing the smile on her lips. "We can't just not get married, can we?"

Why is marriage so important?

Speaking of Zhou Ziming, he was a pure and innocent young man who had just graduated. Then the apocalypse came, and he worked diligently to help his superiors complete their missions. As a result, he was kidnapped by a female bandit while still innocent, and was dumped halfway through their marriage!

How could he swallow this insult?

He doesn't care that the other party hasn't given him an explanation. He'll die and haunt her even as a ghost!

The resentment in the man's eyes was overflowing; how could the female zombie not see it?

She lowered her eyes and thought for a moment, "Or perhaps, it's an obsession."

Before becoming a zombie, she was a successor of puppetry. Her boyfriend, out of revenge for her being too old-fashioned and feudal, refused to have premarital sex and replaced her with another bride in public on their wedding day.

She was very particular about her demeanor and the reputation of her sect; after that incident, she felt ashamed and unable to hold her head high...

So, when the apocalypse had just begun and there was no zombie outbreak, she heard that she could become a zombie after being infected, so she offered herself up. While she was still conscious, she went to her ex-boyfriend and devoured his flesh and blood bit by bit.

She didn't know how she came to like ghost marriages after becoming a zombie, and how she ended up getting involved with this young virgin.

Tsk!

trouble!

She lazily raised her eyes. "You've ruined my wedding more than once or twice. You should pay some price, right?"

Zhou Ziming swallowed hard. "Then...then you'd better kill me, or...or you can forget about getting married!"

The man was in his early twenties, with a resolute and sunny appearance, but he would inadvertently reveal a clumsy and simple-minded charm.

They look like they're easy to bully.

Ji Luolan's eyes flashed, her zombie brain working at lightning speed. She beckoned to the man with her finger: "Come here?"

"Wh...what are you doing?" Zhou Ziming was terrified, but his movements were unwavering. He scurried over, and the next second, the female zombie's icy fingertips pinched his chin and lifted it up. Her face kept getting closer, causing Zhou Ziming to not know where to look and blinking frantically.

She...she wouldn't...

He blinked for a long time before finally closing his eyes and pouting.

"Heh~" Ji Luolan tightened her grip with her fingertips. "What are you doing? Aren't you afraid I'll bite you to death and turn you into a zombie?"

Aren't we supposed to kiss?

Zhou Ziming was slightly taken aback. He opened his eyes and saw that the female zombie had only shown her fangs, not as if she wanted to kiss him. It looked like she wanted to... bite him?

"Then...then bite me! I won't let you go even if I become a zombie!" He gritted his teeth, closed his eyes again, and this time, his lips stubbornly pursed, clearly unwilling.

Tsk!

fool!

Jiroland's fangs touched his lips. "Aren't you afraid of death?"

"I'm not afraid. I'll tell my parents that I'm not a coward!"

"Since you're not afraid of death, let the music continue."

Zhou Ziming's jaw relaxed, sensing the cold aura fading away with him. He instinctively reached out to grab it. "What, continue?"

He was met with the sound of a suona horn. Completely bewildered, he was pulled onto the stage by the female zombie and replaced by White Mushroom. He was in a daze the whole time, and before he knew it, he had exchanged wedding vows with the female zombie. Then, before he knew it, he was dragged away under the watchful eyes of the zombies.

The female zombie didn't use her puppet powers on him, but somehow his limbs didn't belong to him anymore. He did whatever she said and followed her into the house.

Normal weddings are all red, but this room was decorated in a very gloomy way, like a funeral hall. On the wall opposite the bed, there were two black and white photos, one of a female zombie and the other of... him in military uniform.

"This...what is this?"

"Oh, wedding photos." The female zombie glanced at them casually and pushed the person down onto the bed.

"No, I'm asking why my picture is in the wedding photos?"

As his back touched the soft bed, Zhou Ziming shivered, sprang to his feet, and looked completely bewildered on his handsome face.

"if not?"

Ji Luolan flipped him over and pinned him back down. Her cold, slender fingers traced the man's face, lingering on his lips for a few seconds before sliding down to his Adam's apple, which he was swallowing nervously.

"Haven't you been wanting to take over someone else's place for a long time? I'll grant your wish."

Seriously, can you zombies please stop using such language?

Reason told Zhou Ziming to push away the zombies on his body, but his body betrayed him, and he, like Mu Touzhuangzi, allowed the zombies' claws to tear his clothes.

"Don't be nervous." Ji Luolan lowered her head and gently kissed his earlobe. "Didn't you plan this all along? Wouldn't it be a waste not to use the bubbles you got from Xiao Xianggu?"

Zhou Ziming's pupils dilated in shock. How did she know?

"I've granted your wish today. I've taken on this debt of love. If you ever dare to betray me, I'll..." She pressed her fingers against his chest, feeling his heart pounding like a drum beneath her fingertips, and with a little pressure, "If you dare to betray me, I'll dig you out and see what color you are."

Zhou Ziming's eyes widened, and he immediately seized the opportunity to take out the prepared bubbles.

Bubbles seeped into his skin. He wrapped his arms around the female zombie's waist, his eyes reddening, but his gaze was unwavering. "Never betray you. But you, you're not allowed to switch to Sweetie anymore."

A heart chilled by coldness can only be melted by a more blazing little sun.

The female zombie curled her lips into a smile and leaned forward to sit down...

Zhou Ziming's Adam's apple bobbed, and he suddenly took a deep breath: "!!!"

No... this happiness is... too sudden.