Chapter 187 Abstract Sculpture Appears in the Ninja World
Chapter 187 Abstract Sculpture Appears in the Ninja World
Chapter 187 Abstract Sculpture Appears in the Ninja World (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
[Lovers] [This can't be blamed on Madara! It was Tobirama Senju who seriously injured Izuna!] 9752 people liked this. [Enemy] [Their avatars seem to be from when Tobirama Senju used the Flying Thunder God Slash to seriously injure Izuna Uchiha, but where did this picture come from? It doesn't look like fan art.] 12634 people liked this. [Friend] [I've been trying to figure it out for ages, but I still don't understand how to send VIP comments with avatars. I thought it required a VIP membership, so I even got one, but it's useless!] 9812 people liked this. [Enemy] [Still don't understand +1] 12687 people liked this. Izuna: "They seem unable to believe that it's really us talking to them."
"Language cosplay?" Tobirama Senju pondered the literal meaning of the word. "They seem to think that someone from their world is impersonating us."
Opening VIP accounts and topping up memberships are things that even Tobirama Senju wouldn't understand; he'd just be busy with them.
[Lovers] [No matter what, let's confess as if we're really Madara! Madara! Madara! I love you! I've loved you for so many years! Do you know that?!] 16488 people liked this. Uchiha Madara covered his face with his hands, who is this?!
I don't even know you! How could I possibly know that you've liked me for so many years?!
Hashirama glanced at Madara Uchiha with a jealous look in his eyes. "It's so great that Madara is so popular. So many people like you, speak up for you, and even call me a despicable person who doesn't keep his word—"
"You must have a lot of people who like you, right?! They even say we're in that kind of relationship! Honestly! How could I possibly be in that kind of relationship with someone like you who's always so depressed! Ugh! It makes me feel awful!"
Madara Uchiha was furious at the thought. "Once I get information about Black Zetsu, I'm going to make things clear to those people! I'll sever all ties with you!!"
Hashirama pleaded pitifully, "At least we don't have to sever our friendship, right? If all else fails, we can fight as comrades-in-arms?"
[Friend][You chose the relationship between Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha as lovers, and then confessed to Madara Uchiha? Are you really not afraid of the Unseen Escape, or are you just pretending to be unafraid of the Unseen Escape, or the Top Transformed Buddha?] 16792 people thought it was great. [Brother][Hahahaha! I can already picture it!] 9544 people thought it was great. [Friend][Because Hashirama already has an official CP, I can't really accept Hashirama/Madara, so Tobirama/Madara or Tobirama/Izumi are better.] 9649 people thought it was great. [Friend][Holy crap! You fujoshi really dare to dream! Izuna Uchiha is one thing, but Tobirama Senju? Can he even suppress Madara Uchiha? Wouldn't Madara use his chakra rods to make him call him brother in a heartbeat?] 24992 people thought it was great. [Lover][We're just saying, you guys occasionally tell jokes, and they really get us girls excited! We want to see Madara use his chakra rods to make Tobirama call him brother!! 39810 people liked this! [Brother!] [Want to see! Want to see! I really want to see it!] 15492 people liked this! Seeing these comments scrolling by, Tobirama Senju felt as if all his strength had been drained. He even hated his own excellent comprehension ability! Why was he able to understand this kind of thing?! Why?!
Madara Uchiha and Izuna Uchiha understood this time as well.
They were enemies on the battlefield before, but now they are too embarrassed to look each other in the eye.
Madara Uchiha muttered under his breath, "What the hell are those people talking about!"
Uchiha Izuna looked Senju Tobirama up and down, then said frankly, "I'm quite curious what you would look like if you turned into a woman."
Tobirama Senju leans back tactically!
Tobirama considered Izuna Uchiha an invincible opponent, and Izuna was also quite cunning. Moreover, Tobirama felt that Izuna was even more difficult to deal with than Madara in terms of intelligence.
Could saying such things mean he has some bad intentions? Damn it! We must be wary of the Uchiha who are possessed by evil!!
Uchiha Izuna: "What kind of look is that? Even if you really were a woman, the Uchiha and Senju clans would never be united by marriage."
"Get out!!!" Tobirama Senju was so disgusted by him he almost vomited! The despicable Izuna Uchiha was indeed not easy to deal with!
Izuna shrugged. "Well, at least I absolutely can't, because I wouldn't be able to resist torturing you and using my Sharingan to extract information about the Senju clan from you."
I got a real beating from Tobirama Senju's Flying Thunder God Slash today, and Izuna Uchiha still holds a grudge!
"Izumi, Izuna, stop talking." Banla tugged at her younger brother's sleeve, reminding him to look at Hashirama's expression!
Hashirama's face was as black as the bottom of a pot! It looked like the hunt was about to begin.
【time】
【00:14:21】
The timeline of Madara's defeat reveals the hostile relationship between the Uchiha and Senju, Izuna's death on the battlefield and the eye transplant, and more information learned from the comments. Black Zetsu was involved in almost all of Madara's misfortunes.
The hatred for the Senju clan and for Tobirama Senju was quickly transferred to Black Zetsu!
As his Sharingan rotated, it transformed into the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, which he and Izuna coexisted with. At this moment, his sorrow and pain needed to be commemorated with Black Zetsu's life!
"Madara! Let's join forces! Let's find Black Zetsu and kill him!!" Hashirama suggested.
Hashirama: "If we don't take down Black Zetsu, it seems the war in the ninja world will never end!"
Embarrassed by the comments and on the verge of surrendering, Tobirama Senju had to interrupt them, "Perhaps a thousand years ago, without Black Zetsu, the ninja world wouldn't have been in chaos. But now, interests and hatred permeate the ninja world, and returning to peace won't be so easy."
Hashirama wasn't unaware of this, "But at least catch the guy who's been secretly plotting something!" Hashirama would say when he was being childish.
Tobirama was used to his older brother like this. "It would be best to capture him alive. Someone who can live for thousands of years, and might even be a brother of the Sage of Six Paths, must be a huge treasure trove in terms of both body and consciousness."
Hashirama agreed with this, "By the way, Tobirama, about my cells being able to heal the Madara clan—"
"No way!"
"Could you make an exception?"
"Buy it with money!"
"How about giving it away for free? Just consider it a few drops of blood I shed during my fight with Madara?"
"Shut up!!" Tobirama: "Without my research data! They'll most likely be killed by Wood Release if they use your cells directly!!"
Hashirama squatted on the ground, looking aggrieved: "I'm sorry, I'm a humanoid, self-propelled little divine tree."
Tobirama: "Pfft! Oh, right! We also need to find out what the Divine Tree is!!"
Madara Uchiha calmly watched the two bicker. He had never known before that Hashirama and his brother interacted in this way, which was completely different from his relationship with Izuna.
"Should we also speak with those people?" Those all-knowing gods.
Previously, Tobirama had guessed that the person who sent that message was someone who had connected to the timeline earlier than them.
In that timeline, Izuna was even still alive.
Because of the interference of the all-knowing gods, Izuna, who was struck by the Flying Thunder God Slash, was forced to accept Hashirama's treatment.
Tobirama Senju: "Let's wait until I find out the details about Kurokaku from the other timelines. If there's anything else, I'll ask him more questions."
As he spoke, he was also examining the mirror.
Although I don't know how my counterparts in other timelines were able to post comments like those gods, I guess it's related to this strange mirror.
[Friend] Are these VIPs the website's chat AI? 6749 people think it's great. [Friend] Maybe! 2649 people think it's great. [Brother] I'll try it. Uchiha Madara, are you a perpetual virgin? 28925 people think it's great. Several timelines featuring Uchiha Madara fell silent.
Konoha Chunin Exams timeline: Uchiha Madara was so angry that he wanted to unleash a Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation to vent his anger!
Hashirama: "No, no, no! Madara, hold it in, don't throw up here!! Tobirama! Tobirama, come here and prepare your Water Release!!"
What is the timeline of Izuna's serious injury?
Izuna asked Tobirama how he could post what he wanted to say in the comments section, because he wanted to teach those people a lesson for his brother!
Tobirama Senju sneered, "Now you need my help?"
"How can you be so petty? You have no magnanimity!" Izuna said angrily.
While the two were arguing, Hashirama quietly walked up to Tobirama and said, "I saw it just now. You pressed this button."
"Ban is a very charming man, and I believe he won't stay a virgin forever."
"Hashirama!! You bastard!"
[VIP][Hashirama Senju][Madara is a very charming man, I believe he won't always be a virgin.] 46791 people think it's great. [VIP][Madara Uchiha][Hashirama!! You bastard!] 34920 people think it's great. [Brother][Hahaha! It really does seem like an AI, the First Hokage's words were really sarcastic! Hahahaha,
Isn't this indirectly saying that Madara Uchiha was a virgin? 】13696 people liked this. Duang
Hashirama Senju, who was called a "green tea b*tch," sat on the ground, hugging his knees and drawing circles.
[Lovers] [I have a great way to test whether these are human or AI! Fan art - Hashirama - Harem Technique.jpg]
5967 people liked this. A huge fan art image appeared in the sky.
A self-created ninjutsu with a composition strikingly similar to Naruto Uzumaki's! Sexy Jutsu: Reverse Harem Jutsu!
But what's different is that what lured Madara into the trap was a swirling aura, showing different ages and states of Hashirama Senju, from their first meeting at age 12 to their reunion on the battlefield, including young Hashirama, Hokage Hashirama, and Edo Hashirama! In each stage of Hashirama's growth, he became a handsome, sunny guy, bare-chested and smiling as he reached out his hand to Madara.
【Ma~da~la~】
Madara Uchiha from multiple timelines was dumbfounded.
He stared blankly at the sky, his kaleidoscope practically spinning until it was smoking!
[Brother][Holy crap! Where did this awesome picture come from?! It's amazing!] 15648 people think it's great. [Brother][Is that Naruto's Reverse Harem Jutsu?] 15492 people think it's great. [Friend][This move might actually work on Madara! Except for the Fourth Shinobi Madara.] 56491 people think it's great. [Friend][Even the Fourth Shinobi Madara couldn't handle it, right? Just think of that "Madame Ichimaru! Hasira Ma!!"] 6481 people think it's great. Fourth Shinobi Edo Tensei Madara: "."
Hashirama in the timeline before the Uchiha Clan massacre: "Huh? This stuff would work on Madara?" Impossible! After all, he and Madara didn't actually have that kind of relationship—
Izuna was so disgusted that she had to lean against the wall to vomit.
Tobirama Senju stood far away from him, yelling at the sky, "Don't post this kind of stuff in the ninja world!!"
No, the all-knowing gods cannot hear him speak!
Tobirama Senju went to the mirror and saw that the Nara clan members were already testing the way they sent bullet comments.
Chunin Exams Timeline
Hashirama didn't understand why his muscles were so attractive to Madara.
Ban's muscles are pretty good too!
"Ban, I—"
"Shut up!"
"I haven't said anything yet!"
"Then shut up!!"
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Minato picked up a black chicken and white phoenix pill that had fallen in front of him, opened it and smelled it; it was clearly the smell of a blood-tonifying medicine.
"In the words of those all-knowing gods, should this be called 'doing abstraction'?"
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