funbook-pk Chapter 189 Madara Uchiha was so greasy he died.
Chapter 189 Madara Uchiha was so greasy he died.
Chapter 189 Madara Uchiha was killed by greasiness (Seeking monthly votes)
[Brother] [Tobirama Senju, you are actually Tobirama Uchiha, stolen and adopted by the despicable Butsuma Senju. Hashirama Senju, that despicable guy, actually knew you weren't his biological brother, but he didn't tell you and even used you to fight your biological brother, Madara Uchiha.] 69812 people liked this. Tobirama Uchiha—
Tobirama Senju remained expressionless, dismissing their rhetoric with disdain.
But Hashirama Senju was hated by everyone!
His world seemed to have lost its color!
What are those people saying?
"What nonsense are you talking about? How could Tobirama be Madara's brother?! Tobirama is my brother!! Madara already has Izuna!"
"Tobirama! Open the channel for us to communicate! I need to explain things to them!!"
Poor Hashirama Senju was unaware of the existence of internet trolls and fell headfirst into a self-proving trap.
"I saw Tobirama born with my own eyes! How could he not be my brother?"
"How could Tobirama be Madara's brother?! Anyone with eyes can see that Tobirama looks more like me, and is nothing like Madara at all!!"
"..."
His words only made things worse. Almost everyone from the Senju and Uchiha clans started comparing Madara Uchiha, Hashirama Senju, and Tobirama Senju.
Hashirama Senju has straight hair, Madara Uchiha has frizzy hair, and Tobirama Senju has frizzy hair.
Hashirama Senju has large black eyes, Madara Uchiha has red Sharingan, and Tobirama Senju has long, narrow red eyes.
Hashirama Senju has a darker complexion, Madara Uchiha has a lighter complexion, and Tobirama Senju has a fair complexion.
Hashirama Senju had a righteous appearance, Madara Uchiha had a handsome appearance, and Tobirama Senju had a handsome appearance.
Senju Momoka: "Perhaps you'd better not speak, Clan Chief—"
The future god of ninjas was almost bullied to the point of collapsing and crying uncontrollably by a few words from the all-knowing gods!
[Friend] [Hey, Tobirama Senju, you can actually awaken the Sharingan. If you kill Hashirama Senju, you can get the Mangekyou Sharingan you've always wanted to research. Why don't you try?] 26482 people liked this. [Brother] [Hilarious! Your method of training A1 is too vicious!] 15648 people liked this. Looking at Hashirama's pitiful state, Madara couldn't bear it anymore.
[VIP][Uchiha Madara][My only brother left is Izuna; Tobirama Senju isn't my brother.] 79999 people liked this. [Friend][Hahahaha! So funny! The AI probably thinks Uchiha Madara looks down on Tobirama Senju, otherwise how could it jump out to prove itself faster than Hashirama?] 22674 people liked this. Although they didn't understand what the AI meant, their words did make Uchiha Madara, who hadn't laughed in a long time, laugh.
[VIP][Uchiha Madara][Hashirama was so angry you made him cry.] 67952 people liked this. He deliberately stood behind Senju Hashirama, and sure enough, you could see such a big, dejected image of Senju Hashirama in the Uchiha Madara's portrait in the comments!
[Friends] [This A1's reaction speed is so fast?! It instantly generates a logically consistent image?] 9679 people think it's great. [Lovers] [Didn't anyone notice how gentle Madara's smile is? My heart has been melted by Madara's smile!] 34920 people think it's great. Uchiha Madara hasn't looked in a mirror in a long time, and he didn't even know that he could smile in a way that wasn't so scary.
But this smile was because of Hashirama Senju, which made Izuna, who was standing next to him, turn into a puffy-faced idiot.
Hashirama Senju was indeed very dangerous! Some viewers in the comments even said that Hashirama and his brother were reincarnations of brothers' chakra!
Izuna thought that if he had the chance to go to the Land of Demons on a mission next time, he would spend a lot of money to buy a curse on Hashirama Senju.
[Enemy] How could I be absent from training AI? Tobirama Senju, you will have several students in the future, named Hiruzen Sarutobi, Danzo Shimura, Koharu Utatane, Homura Mitokado, Torifu Akimichi, and Kagami Uchiha.
These people will get you killed in the future, so I suggest you kill them before you see them.
Also, the Hokage should never take on disciples, because the teacher-slaying rate in Naruto is as high as 100%! 49921 people found this helpful. "Brother, what are you memorizing?"
"Huh? I'm writing down these names."
Looking at the First Hokage in the timeline of Uchiha Izuna's serious injury in the mirror wall, who had already secretly put their names in the Death Note, and Hiruzen Sarutobi in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, he sighed deeply, feeling a chill for his own world and for Danzo and the others in that world.
Having seen more comments and even learned the "divine language," the Edo Tensei Tobirama was unhappy.
"Hmph! What's with the abstract stuff! How could I possibly be Madara's brother!"
Raikage A: "But Konoha's culpation rate seems really high. Could this be due to the Uchiha curse?"
The Hokage of Konoha throughout history:
"......"
[VIP][Tobirama Senju][Stop with the irrelevant stuff! If you can tell me about Black Zetsu, I can tell you what kind of relationship my older brother and Madara Uchiha have by choosing each other.] 64595 people liked this. "Oh! If Tobirama hadn't mentioned it, I would have forgotten that they're playing a betting game with our relationship at stake!"
"Using the obvious to exchange for important information, Hashirama, your brother's brain is indeed very useful."
[Lovers] [No! Oh my god! This tone is so much like the real Tobirama!!] 14925 people liked this. [Friends] [But why the black Zetsu information? The most needed information in the Sengoku period should be how to prevent Uchiha Izuna's death, prevent Uchiha Madara from losing his brother, and then create a series of chain reactions, right?] 16549 people liked this. [Enemies] [If it's A1, how could they not know such a basic question? Is this a human customer service troll?] 31968 people liked this. [Friends] [Clearly fake! A troll!] 24810 people liked this. [Friends] [Confirmed, a troll.] 12292 people liked this. The barrage of comments was flooded with trolling messages. Having only read one round of comments, Sengoku Tobirama still doesn't understand what AI, human customer service, or trolling are...
Ah, no, he still understands what fishing means.
But the fishing he's thinking about is definitely not the same as the fishing those people are talking about, right?
[VIP][Tobirama Senju][Because of your comments, Izuna is still alive, and Madara is still relatively normal.]
When his name was called, Uchiha Izuna gave a haughty snort!
He still felt somewhat resentful when he mentioned being severely injured by Tobirama.
[VIP] [Tobirama Senju] [Alright, tell us about Black Zetsu as soon as possible.] 67951 people liked this. Tobirama Senju originally wanted to speed things up—
Unexpectedly, because it was too much in line with his own style, it caused an uproar among people from another dimension.
【兄弟】【土拨鼠尖叫！！感觉真的像是见到了千手扉间本人！我还和他说话了！】21987人觉得很赞【朋友】【能让我和斑爷说说话吗？不管是真是假！我想试试和斑爷说话！万一要是真的！这特幺能够我吹一年！不！够我吹一辈子！！】15971人觉得很赞【兄弟】【狗头.jpg斑爷能看见我说话吗？能来个火遁·豪火灭却试试看吗？】8792人觉得很赞【朋友】【斑斑！斑斑！！我爱你啊！！】9524人觉得很赞【兄弟】【就算是A1或者人工客服，这也很有趣了。斑：你也想起舞吗？】16498人觉得很赞【朋友】【斑爷！！我请你去蹦迪啊？！！】12498人觉得很赞「这、这也太夸张了吧看着满天空与自己对话的弹幕，斑尴尬得全身肌肉都紧绷了。
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One thing the previous comments said was true: Madara Uchiha is a very innocent person!
Because of his strength, he doesn't smile much and has a deep-seated aversion to the weak, or rather, he is unable to empathize with the weak, so much so that he doesn't know how to deal with them.
This is the first time he's ever been confessed to.
And it was such a bold and direct declaration of love.
"Even if they like Madara, aren't those people a bit too crazy?"
Even Izuna felt that those all-knowing gods were making too much of a fuss. The status of ninjas in this era wasn't very high; they were even referred to as weapons or tools by nobles.
It's rare to see someone express their liking for them so directly.
[Lovers] [I want to talk to the Pillar Emperor. Madara's life is so hard. I want to ask him to take good care of Madara for me.] 15498 people think this is great.
It seems they understood that the Pillar Emperor was referring to Hashirama Senju.
What kind of talk is this, "Please take good care of my freckles"?
Izuna glared, his Sharingan flashing. "What are those people saying?! Why would they make Hashirama Senju love my brother?! Do they think there's no one left in the Uchiha clan?!"
"Although I don't really want to provoke you," Tobirama Senju said, "if you die, Madara Uchiha will indeed end up being abandoned by everyone."
Uchiha Izuna: "It's all your fault!!"
[Brothers][Forget it, yaoi fans! If this were true! If Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju saw you saying they're gay, wouldn't Madara be so angry he'd send you a Great Fire Annihilation, plus a Heavenly Meteor?] 46749 people liked this. [VIP][Hashirama Senju][Madara was quite angry at first, but you guys have said it so many times, we're used to it. But we're both men, so let's not say things like that, okay? Please.] 75120 people liked this. [Friends][That's really Hashirama Senju, quite the professional actor!] 15564 people liked this. [Lovers][—But I've already chosen the lovers option, I can't change it! I'm sorry, Hashirama! I'm sorry, Madara!! A little girl cried in front of her phone.] 16482 people liked this. Hearing that the person who posted the comment was a little girl, Hashirama and Madara's attitude softened immediately.
[VIP][Uchiha Madara][Never mind, compared to these, Black Zetsu's information is more important.] 65492 people think it's great [Lovers] [Okay, Madara! No problem, Madara! Madara, whatever you want, I'll give you!] 15792 people think it's great [Friends] [I heard there's an Uchiha Madara here who you can confess to at will?] 12692 people think it's great [Brothers] [I came here because of his reputation, where is the Madara who looks just like the real person? Isn't this cosplay??] 25687 people think it's great [Lovers] [Madara, please burn away my sanity with your Great Fire Annihilation!! Because the moment I saw you, my brain was already burned by Amaterasu!] 34895 people think it's great Fourth Shinobi World: "..—
Having dominated the ninja world for nearly a century, Madara Uchiha had never felt so restless as he did today!
Gifts kept pouring in, and compared to the bullet comments, the messages of gift-giving really shocked him to the point of utter shock!
[User Shao Wanyan gifted Uchiha Madara a luxury yacht] 46545 people liked this. [User Shao Wanyan: No matter how strong your Fire Release is, it can't beat my Water Release: Water Prison Technique, because my heart has already trapped you inside, and you'll never escape.] 56492 people liked this. [User Lieba gifted Uchiha Madara a hot air balloon] 24968 people liked this. [User Lieba: Madara, I'm your dog, I love you so much, let me escape this world and go dream!] 24992 people liked this. [User.—]
[Friend] [Holy crap, you girls really spend a lot of money on anime characters! It's just some data code!] 21480 people liked this. [Brother] [It's just like tipping female streamers, it's all about emotional value. I'm happy as long as I see Ban get emotionally invested in my sweet talk, hehe~] 12990 people liked this. It's more than just emotionally invested!!
The entire ninja world looks like it's been soaked in clam oil from Mount Myōboku! They're all glistening with oil from head to toe!