funbook-pk Chapter 266 Uchiha Family Group Chat
Chapter 266 Uchiha Family Group Chat
Chapter 266 Uchiha Clan Group Chat: "A Loving Family" (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
Holy crap!!!
What kind of words could cause both men and women throughout the entire ninja world to succumb to their power?!
It is said that ninjas are good at enduring pain and are not afraid of pain!
But let me tell you, who isn't afraid of these two kinds of pain?!
That was a pain that even Kushina was afraid of, a pain that made her cry!
Minato couldn't understand what kind of pain could make Kushina cry like that!
But when compared to the "omniscient gods," it seems to make some sense.
(Minato Namikaze was so embarrassed that he instinctively defended a certain spot.)
Women are alright, not all of them are pregnant.
But the male ninjas were in a much worse situation!
Thankfully, his armor usually has a front guard.
Whose armor doesn't have a front guard?
Hashirama Senju looked left at Tobirama and right at Madara, so anxious he almost cried.
Tobirama: "You idiot brother! Don't let the comments cloud your judgment! The Uchiha clan doesn't even have that kind of eye technique!!"
It is said that the eyes of the Uchiha are the eyes that reflect the soul, and the Mangekyou Sharingan was also created based on what the mind thinks.
When Shisui awakened his Sharingan, he hoped that the Uchiha clan could align their goals with those of the Konoha leadership, and he awakened Kotoamatsukami, a power that controls people's hearts.
When Obito awakened his Sharingan, he felt that the world without Rin was unreal, and that awakening his Sharingan allowed him to become nothingness with Kamui.
When she opened her eyes, she was utterly disappointed in the stupid clan. She opened her eyes and saw Amaterasu burning everything.
When Sasuke awakened his Sharingan, he wanted to defeat and surpass Itachi, and thus awakened Kagutsuchi, the ability to control Amaterasu.
So there was this one Uchiha clan ninja who was now all alone, and he desperately wanted his comrades and family.
If he awakens the Sharingan under these circumstances, is it really possible that his Mangekyou Sharingan ability could make anyone pregnant just by glaring at them?
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There's some truth to that. Before the Uchiha clan massacre, Tobirama Senju said, "I'm not being discriminatory; I'm simply interviewing you based on scientific theory."
Tobirama Senju handed a non-existent microphone to Izuna Uchiha and asked, "Can this method really cultivate Uchiha with this kind of eye technique?"
Enraged, Uchiha Izuna slapped away Tobirama's outstretched hand, yelling, "It didn't happen! How could I possibly know?!"
Fugaku Uchiha said viciously, "Those people are so considerate! They even told us their training methods. I feel like I'd be doing them a disservice if I didn't train one of these Mangekyou Sharingan users!"
"No! Clan leader!! You're not serious, are you?!" The Uchiha clan ninjas were utterly terrified!
Fugaku Uchiha said with a straight face, "I was just kidding." He was trying to change himself.
But it seems to have failed.
Uchiha:
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Only Mikoto was there, smiling and cheering.
Then came the son's awkward, fake smile.
Nara clan chief: It seems this transformation hasn't been very successful.
Perhaps Sasuke Uchiha inherited some traits from Fugaku Uchiha, at least in that his first choice when he wanted to change himself was to become a comedian.
However, at this time, no one knew how formidable the faces of some Uchiha clan ninjas were in the ninja world.
Ever since this meme came out, female ninjas have been approaching the Hokage of Konoha, demanding that Sasuke Uchiha or someone from the Uchiha clan take responsibility for them.
She claims that because she was glared at by an Uchiha, she might become pregnant in the future, so she must marry a male Uchiha ninja, or possibly a female Uchiha ninja.
In short, there are all kinds of birds in a big forest. It only took Tobirama Senju a few months to go from being able to happily mock the Uchiha at the beginning to being annoyed by them later.
Hashirama Senju commented that those young girls were like newborn oxen, fearless and unafraid of tigers.
Orochimaru: Actually, Boruto has been secretly reviving the Uchiha clan for a long time, hasn't it?
Does anyone still remember Shin Uchiha? 】64962 people liked this. Boruto timeline 1 Naruto: "Ah! I almost forgot about those kids!! The kids I left with Kabuto!"
Sasuke: "—" He did remember, but he didn't actually recognize those clones as official members of the Uchiha clan.
The Fourth Shinobi World War Timeline 1: "Shin Uchiha?"
Who is it?
The ninjas of Miya looked around.
At this point, Orochimaru answered, "He was a member of the Uchiha clan who escaped back then. He was used as a test subject by me and Danzo Shimura. Danzo's arm is from him."
Otherwise, Danzo Shimura's arm simply wouldn't be able to accommodate ten Sharingan eyes!
Tobirama Senju: "In other words, we'll first modify Shin Uchiha's arm, adding his brother's cells and ten Sharingan eyes."
"Don't treat the Uchiha clan members like guinea pigs! The real question is, what happened to him afterward?!"
Tobirama glanced at Izuna. "How would I know? Why don't you jump in and ask?" He pointed to the Boruto mirror wall.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Uchiha Myōkō secretly tapping on the Boruto mirror screen. "What are you doing?!"
Tobirama's voice startled Myokaku Uchiha, who turned around timidly and replied, "I'll try to see if I can squeeze through—"
Madara Uchiha pulled him back with his arm, saying, "Don't try anything reckless. What if you fall in and can't get back?"
[Orochimaru] [So if you want to revive the Uchiha clan, you still need to look to technology! Giving birth is too much trouble. As long as you have enough funding, Orochimaru can create as many children as you want!] 10+ people think this is great. [Naruto] [But clones are weak, and their abilities are the same as the original's Mangekyou Sharingan. Screenshot.jpg] 65795 people think this is great. This is a screenshot from the Boruto manga.
Or rather, it could be considered the final supplementary volume of Naruto.
Shin Uchiha was stabbed to death by several pale-faced young Uchiha with ninja tools, who said, "Father, you have weakened. From now on, we will take your place."
These Uchiha were around ten years old, and they all had the same face.
Then came out hundreds of young Uchiha with the same faces, but due to genetic mutation, some of them grew into the size of Akimichi's Multi-Size Technique, while others grew thin and long.
This has finally shown the ninja world something extraordinary from Boruto, and the ninjas were astonished as expected.
The most unbearable thing is that the Nanka River, which hasn't appeared in the Warring States period for a long time, has been broken up with for more than a month. Although the Uchiha and Senju clans have both discovered the wooden house in Nanka River, they have tried everything they can, but they have failed to open the door of the wooden house or destroy it.
The constant exposure of future information has led to varying degrees of conflict and understanding between the two ninja clans.
Upon seeing Shin Uchiha's existence and the Uchiha cloning technology, these ancient people who lived nearly a hundred years ago had never seen a clone before!
They exclaimed how amazing this technology was! They said that if they could get it into their own family, they could wholesale kaleidoscopes!!
Senju: We want a hundred Wood Release users too!!
The question is, where can we find Orochimaru?
A huge seed was planted in the heart of the young Tobirama Senju.
Previously, some viewers in the comments said that Orochimaru learned his forbidden techniques from the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju!
So there's no reason why he wouldn't be able to learn something that Orochimaru could!
If the eldest brother really can't come out, then he'll use the Impure World Reincarnation technique or cloning to create another brother!!
[Isn't it said that the kaleidoscope is generated based on each person's strong will when it awakens? Then why do clones all have the same kaleidoscope ability?] 42652 people liked this: "Yes."
The ninjas were puzzled. "We wanted to ask that too."
[The original work doesn't explicitly state that everyone's Mangekyou Sharingan is determined by their thoughts at the time of awakening, right? It's all just hints, plus everyone keeps sharing it.] 71227 people liked this. [The hints are too obvious; it can only be said that Kishimoto himself is contradicting the established rules.] 46789 people liked this. Izuna's serious injury timeline: Uchiha ninjas: "Don't say that! You're making our bloodline limits sound so casual!!"
"There's nothing we can do about it. That Kishimoto guy is the author, right? He seems to be able to do whatever he wants."
"Don't even mention it, it's all a long story. If the author wants to, he can set our Sharingan to make anyone he looks at an idiot or anyone he stares at blind, and there's nothing we can do about it."
The other ninjas: "So you Uchiha can tell jokes too? My opinion of you has suddenly changed!"
"We're human too! Isn't it normal to tell jokes?!"
"Oh! It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly feel closer to you!"
"Get out of the way! That's disgusting!!"
"The comments say this is called being tsundere, right?"
"Stop being so arrogant! Watch out or I'll unleash a powerful fireball on you!"
"It's alright! A fever won't kill you!"
If the village didn't prohibit the use of ninjutsu in combat, how could those Uchiha clans have allowed those people to joke around with them like that?!
But looking at those kind smiles, I found that they weren't so infuriating after I went back; in fact, they were quite amusing.
No matter how much the Uchiha clan is revived, it's useless. The most fundamental problem is still to solve the influence of their eyes on their brains.
Otherwise, sooner or later someone like Uchiha Madara will appear—if I am not satisfied, the entire ninja world is not satisfied, so the world needs a savior like me to initiate a change in the world.】65646 people think it is great. Izuna is seriously injured in the timeline. Tobirama Senju: "I agree with both hands."
Uchiha Izuna: "Believe it or not, I'll give you a fan from behind!!"
"Um—" Hashirama Senju raised his hand, "Actually, I had a question I wanted to ask earlier."
"Big brother! Stop beating around the bush! Just say what you're doing!"
Hashirama: "Although Shin Uchiha doesn't have hair, the hair color of his children is very similar to yours, Tobirama."
After thinking about it, everyone realized that the color comic strip from earlier might actually be true.
It seems that Shin Uchiha's identity is not simple.
"I don't think I've ever seen anyone with silver hair in the Uchiha clan!"
"Was it through intermarriage with another family?"
"A silver-haired family, the Hatake? There aren't many families with silver-white hair, but coincidentally, there are two among the Hokage of Konoha!"
Thinking of this, everyone fell silent again.
It's still that story of the Uchiha clan and the Hokage, a few untold tales.
[Orochi's estimate] [It is said that Orochi should estimate the revival of the Uchiha clan. Recommended WeChat chat history. → The Road to Uchiha Revival.vcr] 65484 people think it is great. Do you want to click?
A VCR in the mirror?
Order it.
The first thing you see is the WeChat interface, which you might not be familiar with, but you can probably guess what it's for.
In a chat group called "Uchiha Family in Love", Sasuke asked: "Brother, do you still have money?"
Itachi: My silly little bean, how much do you want?
Sasuke: The total cost of Orochimaru's Edo Tensei and the artificial human genetic engineering project is 6000 million.
Izuna: Why doesn't he just rob us?! He has no money! Even if he did, he wouldn't give it to us!!
Itachi: Yeah, you stupid little bean, I'm not a money-printing machine.
Shisui: Sasuke, you have too much money. Your brother's health isn't good to begin with, don't scare him to death. If you don't like it, try contacting @Uchiha Madara @Uchiha Obito @Uchiha Kagami Obito: Who @ed me? Konan swindled all my money, I'm broke!
Ban: Whoever is most enthusiastic about the idea of reviving the clan can do it; I have no interest in it.
Sasuke: Your brother is the one who's yelling the loudest.
Izuna:
Uchiha Izuna invited @Senju Tobirama to join the group.
Tobirama: Isn't this the Uchiha clan group chat? Why did you pull me in?
Izuna: Orochi is abusing your forbidden techniques. Are you going to do anything about it?
Tobirama: ·—
Mirror: Tobirama-sama (°°)
Tobirama: Kagami ('-w-)/(._」)
Madara: @Uchiha Kagami, your grandson Shisui just @ed you, why didn't you show up?! You immediately appeared the moment Senju Tobirama entered the group! Are you even trying to provoke the Uchiha?!
Kagami: Sorry, Madara-sama, I was busy just now.
Mirror: Money? I did have some savings.
Mirror: But Lord Ban, you burned down the clan's territory again a few days ago. I used that money to help you pay compensation, and now I'm working hard to earn money through tasks.
Ban: ·—— Never mind, it's none of your business.
Tobirama: I'm busy. What do you want from me?
Izuna: Help me negotiate a price with Orochi. The Impure World Reincarnation is your forbidden technique, and you haven't even charged him for the patent yet, and he's already asking for more money! Also, let's talk about the artificial human technology.
Tobirama:
Madara: What? You don't want to?
Tobirama Senju invited @Orochi to join the group.
Orochimaru: Oh dear, Meizu is having diarrhea. I've actually been dragged into the Uchiha clan group chat.
Tobirama: Post the bills for them. That Uchiha Restoration Project is making a ruckus.
Izuna: A bill? What bill?
Big Serpent Estimate: Image of a Bill.jpg
The bill was filled with all sorts of densely packed items.
But these are not the key points.
The final debt collector: Tobirama Senju Orochi: It seems the Uchiha don't know that I have already joined Lord Tobirama's demonic path?
Kagami: By the way, I'm also working here now, and Tobirama-sama is treating me very well.
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Izuna: Tobirama Senju!!!
Sasuke: ————.—.
(I'm so angry I'm speechless)
Madara: You're asking for it!
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A one-minute short animation with cheerful music once again pushed the Uchiha clan towards a more approachable image!
"A loving family?" Tobirama Senju's skepticism couldn't hide his laughter. "Truly characteristic of the Uchiha."
Uchiha Izuna: "Senju Tobirama! I know! You were born to be the bane of the Uchiha clan!!"
"I just want to know—" Mikoto Uchiha smiled at Itachi Uchiha: "What is this foolish younger brother?"
Itachi: —.
I'm sweating!
After watching the video, Madara Uchiha glanced sideways at Obito Uchiha.
"No matter where you are or when, you are utterly useless."
Obito Uchiha sneered, "Aside from calling your stupid younger brother a fool, you don't seem to have served any other purpose."