funbook-pk Chapter 321: Let's learn about Uchiha Fatsuke?
Chapter 321: Let's learn about Uchiha Fatsuke?
Chapter 321: How about Uchiha Fatsuke?
【time】
【00:11:11】
Amidst countless comments like "carrying a bag of rice up several floors," "spicy and delicious," and "da de ba yo," time had quietly slipped to the final eleven minutes and eleven seconds.
There are probably only three or four songs left at most.
The all-knowing gods, adhering to the principle of making the ninja world shine even without getting a recommendation opportunity, kept pushing out VCRs, and also adding lyrics to the comments or adding screenshots of the VCRs.
[Recommended: Obito Uchiha's song "If a Man Isn't Bad, How Can He Be Loved?" Lyrics: He looks so serious~♪ But his eyes greedily search~♪ He can't see the scenery on the street~♪ Every time he's confused and infatuated~♪] 10+ people think it's great. [The essence of this song lies in Obito Uchiha and the masked man Tobi playing two roles each. Tobi's voice is hilarious!] 10+ people think it's great. Kannabi Bridge Timeline—
"Don't choose this song! I don't want to listen to it at all!!"
"Oh? Don't you want to be a high school girl with a crush on your senior anymore, Obito?"
"Shut up, you idiot Kakashi!!"
[Let Hashirama and Madara sing "Brother, Give Me a Hug," lyrics: "Brother, you've lost weight, you look tired, the dust of the journey can't hide the years on your face. Brother, you've changed, you've become silent, tell me, what's on your mind."] 10+ people found this very helpful. Share your thoughts?
Makes for you an easy question! Do you know how difficult it is for this awkward Uchiha clan?
Hashirama quipped, "I've prayed before Buddha for thousands of years, willing to gamble my entire cycle of reincarnation just to get Awakening to open his mouth." The comments said that the Uchiha never open their mouths; they keep all their grievances bottled up, hoping others will resolve them for them, otherwise their last resort is to go berserk.
"!!!" Madara Uchiha finally managed to rest for a few rounds. "I'm going to stay away from you! You bastard Hashirama!"
Aren't you embarrassed?!
Not only did Ban move further away from him, but his other brothers also moved their bottoms silently to isolate him, as if they were ashamed.
Duang! The First Hokage, who was so powerful, is now in a state of depression.
[The Second Hokage's "MoodNightTiks," lyrics: My name is Tobirama, my brother's name is Hashirama, Flying Thunder God Technique is my ninjutsu, Uchiha, don't block my way, because you haven't learned my forbidden techniques, I'm a master of forbidden techniques, Flying Thunder God Technique is the most reliable, show me your backside judgment, evil Uchiha, I just want to personally let you taste all the forbidden techniques.] 10+ people think it's great. [Can Madara sing "The Funeral of Roses"? Madara, Madara, I'll give you the lyrics, try singing it: I've been away from you for a hundred weeks, I've returned here, searching for evidence of our love, no one wants to mention the past of the roses~] 10+ people think it's great. "Pfft—" Obito Uchiha covered his mouth, openly mocking Madara Uchiha, "You've been working as an old man in the dark tunnel for more than a hundred weeks, haven't you?"
"————" Uchiha Madara: Susanoo!
"Damn it! You old geezer! You really hit me?!"
Obito Uchiha pulled Kakashi Uchiha up, and activated his double Mangekyou Sharingan, revealing a pale blue Susanoo.
"Don't use Susanoo to fight here!!"
"The dark blue and light blue Susanoo really look like father and son."
"The comments say they're mother and child?"
As they were talking, the residual force of Madara Uchiha's Susanoo nearly struck them—
"We ordinary ninjas really should be careful with our words and actions."
"Um--
[Highly recommend the Second Hokage's "Ador"!] 10+ people think it's great! [After hearing Tobirama's "Save Me from Wasting My Time" here, I looked for the video on Bilibili and am listening to it on repeat!] 10+ people think it's great! [The universally recognized virtual singer across all platforms, what do you think!] 10+ people think it's great! [Lyrics: The first step to achieving the perfect plan is to wipe out all the Uchiha. Hahahaha] 10+
One person, Uchiha, thought it was great: "This song is already in the past! Aren't you going too far by still bringing it up?!"
"It's all the Second Hokage's fault! Why didn't the First Hokage do anything about it?!"
"Keep your voice down. Don't let the First Hokage's appearance fool you; he was actually a brother-complex guy."
Hashirama Senju twitched his ears, wondering, "What's wrong with me? Haven't my brother complex and Madara complex been exposed to the all-knowing gods?"
Because the song was so catchy, Hashirama kept imitating it: "Save me from wasting my time~ Save me from wasting my time~ I should have some reward system after establishing Konoha~"
"Shut up, bro."
Naruto also really liked these lines and kept singing them to the rest of Team 7. When his parents weren't around, he even used the Sexy Jutsu, almost emptying the Allied Shinobi Forces' health bar.
Of course, 17-year-old Naruto was somewhat sensible. He didn't directly use the original version of Naruto, but instead referenced a fan art of succubus Naruto posted in the comments, wearing a purple three-piece leather outfit, plus a little devil hair clip and a little devil tail.
Oh, right.
If I had to name one, there's a temporary tattoo sticker with a "Y" at the beginning of it on my lower abdomen.
Although she didn't use harem techniques, the impact was still considerable. Especially that part where she swayed her hips and bowed, begging everyone to stand up for her in a coquettish and seductive manner.
The Valley of the End's Original Timeline —
Because Uchiha Izuna vaguely guessed the true identity of a certain white-haired, red-eyed beautiful sister-in-law (who wasn't actually her), when he heard Tobirama sing "Save Me from Wasting My Time," he immediately pictured her twisting her waist and thrusting her hips.
It has to be said that the Uchiha clan is adept at imagining things; the scenes they conjured up almost burned out Izuna's CPU like a raging inferno.
In addition, there was another song called "Binding Bonds" sung by Obito and Kakashi.
The lyrics weren't anything special; the main point was that the VCR showed another version of the Obito giving away his eye.
In the version known as "Ultimate Storm," Obito was hit by Kaguya's All-Killing Ash Bones, and at the same time used Kamui to transfer the All-Killing Ash Bones that was aimed at Kakashi to the Kamui dimension.
"Naruto, you must become Hokage, and Kakashi too—"
In the Boruto timeline, Obito remembers that his memories from back then were not like this, but in the VCR, he was indeed being supported by Kakashi, who temporarily lent him his eye power through chakra.
"You—don't come right now—you must live to the very end—"
The most crucial part is the accompanying monologue expressing his innermost feelings:
What's wrong with you, Kakashi? Don't make that face—don't make that face at a piece of trash like me—ha ...
"What...this feeling—" Obito's voice seemed to carry the joy of someone relieved of a heavy burden. The feeling welling up inside me was—"
"Ah, I see—"
Am I only able to smile when I'm happy—when I can finally stand with my friends?
In the video, Obito showed a smile that looked just like his younger self.
As a sinner, I don't need compassionate feelings—Kakashi, having you see me off—that's enough—thank you—for staying with me until the very end—
At that time, the comments section will be full of—
[Tears welled up.] 10+ people liked this. [Just for this one second, I forgive you.] 10+ people liked this. [Your sins are unforgivable, but this life is truly heartbreaking.] 10+ people liked this. [Clearly a top-tier talent but a complete failure, if he hadn't gone astray, he could have been the protagonist.] 10+ people liked this. In the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, Uchiha Obito, hiding in the Kamui dimension as a shut-in, is making a huge scene: "This isn't what I remember!! I didn't mean to say these things! Laughing so strangely! Kakashi is going to laugh at me to death!!"
"It's okay to sneak a peek, right? I'm in the Kamui dimension anyway, and he doesn't have the Sharingan anymore."
With this in mind, Obito secretly went to see Kakashi and the resurrected Rin.
Rin's reaction was exactly what Obito Uchiha expected; she sobbed softly and wiped away her tears.
And Kakashi—
His head was hanging down, his hair covering his eyes! You couldn't see his expression! Was he laughing, you bastard?!
Wait a minute! That doesn't seem like a laugh.
Don't give me that abandoned dog look! Don't you know I, Obito Uchiha, am a kind-hearted man?!
Kakashi muttered to himself, "Idiot, I was the only one left behind—"
"Garbage and stuff —"
"At least to me, you've always been a hero—"
Damn! My heart is racing! Mainly because I've never seen Kakashi like this before!!
In this timeline, Obito continued STK, rolling over and lying in the Kamui dimension, his head so red it was practically smoking.
Boruto Timeline —
Obito Uchiha said he had no such memory.
"Perhaps it's another world," said the Seventh Naruto. "Like the limited Tsukuyomi world that you once took Sakura and me to."
Hearing the voice that was broadcast to the entire ninja world as a VCR, the resurrected Obito was really embarrassed. He prayed once again that Kakashi was asleep, or even just passed out while soaking in a hot spring!
In this world known as "Ultimate Storm," Naruto never said anything like, "In my eyes, Obito, who was chasing his dream, was the coolest."
Instead, it was Kakashi who said it when Black Zetsu mocked Obito Uchiha: "You are not allowed to mock my friend!!!"
That roar!
Even the Seventh Hokage, Naruto, was so startled that his shoulders trembled!
"I... I think this is the first time I've ever heard Kakashi-sensei roar so angrily!"
Naruto looked at Sasuke with surprise, and Sasuke nodded slightly.
Boruto and the others were equally surprised. "I... this is the first time I've ever seen Kakashi like this."
Sarada: "It's a little... scary..."
Nara Shikadai: "To think that the Sixth Hokage could get so angry over you."
Inojin, true to form, inherited Sai's sharp tongue: "Death is also a form of escape. Someone like him, even if he doesn't die, will face permanent imprisonment, right? And everyone will despise him—"
For his son's sake, Sai covered his mouth.
Obito didn't hold a grudge against the child; he just watched the video and exclaimed with a smile, "Kakashi's Susanoo is so cool!"
The Seventh Hokage, Naruto, chuckled: "I'd say it's like the Susanoo of the two of you."
In addition, Pain was also given a chance to hear the "Tailed Beast Counting Song," which made the nine giant monsters slap their tails and chat about their past (personal grudges). This gave Kushina and the Seventh Hokage, who were in a Tailed Beasts' gathering place in a certain timeline, a juicy piece of gossip. It turned out that the Tailed Beasts had a strange hierarchy of contempt and ridicule.
At the bottom of the hierarchy of contempt is Shukaku, the one-tailed sword, but at the bottom of the chain of mockery is Kurama, the nine-tailed sword.
Why is it only one tail? Because it has few tails.
Why Nine-Tails? Because he's as arrogant as the Uchiha.
Returning to the topic with 11 minutes remaining —
[Recommended Video: Growing Up Carrying 10,000 Pounds of Weight]
The moment the title appeared, Sasuke knew he couldn't escape. Of course, Itachi Uchiha wouldn't escape either.
Furthermore, radical figures like Shimura Danzo in Naruto, as well as hawkish members of the Uchiha clan, are also among the original sins!
[Singers: Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto]
【Finally, it's Sasuke's turn!!】10+ people think it's great 【My heart aches for Sasuke!! Love you, love you】10+ people think it's great 【Naruto! Naruto!! Don't be sad! Mommy's heart aches for me!】10+ people think it's great "The women in that world are really open-minded." Uchiha Madara snorted and complained.
Obito Uchiha chimed in, "Given their level of acceptance of men, how do you know these words weren't spoken by a man?"
Madara Uchiha shivered.
Naruto: "But the person up there calls herself 'Mom,' so it can't be a man, right?"
"I remember seeing the term 'male mother' in the comments before," Sakura said honestly.
Sasuke and Naruto were so stimulated that they felt numb from the soles of their feet to the scalp!
The video was displayed in the sky—
The scene shows Uchiha Sasuke being washed by a torrential rain, his calm eyes revealing a sense of pessimism, as if to say, "It doesn't matter what happens in this world."
There was no accompaniment; Sasuke sang a cappella:
"Disheveled hair ~♪ Many scars ~♪ If you don't recognize me ~♪"
【"However, it sprouts~♪ Smiling flowers~♪ The belly gets bigger and bigger~♪"】
When you taste this place —
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Naruto thought for half a second, "By the way, Sasuke, when I went to Orochimaru's place to see you before, you seemed to have gained a lot of weight."
"————————" Sasuke Uchiha, feeling the gazes directed at him from all directions, muttered angrily to Naruto, "No way! Idiot!! I've always been like this!!"
Naruto: "? Really? But I feel—"
"Shut up!!"
"Why are you angry?" Naruto pointed at the comments section. "Look, they're saying you've gotten fat too, and they're even calling you Fatty."
【肚子大？】10w+人觉得很赞【佐助怎幺可能会肚子大？】10w+人觉得很赞【宇智波胖助了解一下？】10w+人觉得很赞【当时追漫画，看到佐助一登场，我人都麻了。那是佐助？他这三年发生了什幺？】10w+人觉得很赞【可能是大蛇丸给他养太好了】10w+人觉得很赞【忍界工作餐哪家强？木叶叛忍大蛇丸】10w+人觉得很赞【佐助那个期间真的胖了好多好多啊！仿佛画面被横向拉扯了一样。】
Over 100,000 people found it very helpful, and there were countless discussions about how much Sasuke gained weight during that period, whether it was 170 or 180 pounds, or even 200 pounds.
Uchiha Sasuke was so angry that he looked like a tomato about to explode, his face turning bright red.
Uchiha Mikoto, standing beside her, was laughing so hard she could hardly contain herself, jokingly saying she'd ask Orochimaru for a recipe someday.
"Mom!" Sasuke's protesting little voice made Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Obito, and Rin burst into laughter.
It's confirmed that Konoha isn't giving Sasuke enough to eat anymore; he's gained a lot of weight since he went to Orochimaru's place, with fat all over his waist and face.
Naruto followed Jiraiya. Originally the shortest and lightest member of Team 7, whose weight Sasuke could easily lift by the ankle with one hand, Naruto was noticeably taller and healthier when they returned to Konoha. [100,000+ people liked this. Hiruzen Sarutobi took a puff of his pipe.]
"Time to list my seven deadly sins again—"
[This song was originally supposed to be sad, okay! But you guys made me laugh out loud!] 10+ people think it's great. [Um—(timidly raises hand)—am I the only one who wants to ask, whose baby is in that belly?]
The statement, which received over 10 likes, caused an immediate silence throughout the ninja world.
If it weren't for that comment, they really wouldn't have thought of it that way!
Timeline before the Uchiha Clan Massacre—
"Aren't you full, Sasuke?" Naruto asked with concern.
Two months older than Naruto, he roughly understood what the comments about "whose child is in the belly" meant, and six-year-old Sasuke got furious!
"How could I not be full! My mom and brother are both excellent cooks! I must have just eaten too much!!"
Chunin Exams Timeline —
Naruto lacked some common sense in this regard, so he cautiously approached Sasuke and quietly asked, "Sasuke, do you have something like the Nine-Tails inside you too?"
"————" Uchiha Sasuke felt a deep sense of speechlessness.
In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, the Uchiha clan's tendency to embarrass themselves for others resurfaced, but their Sharingan kept trying to see the chakra inside Sasuke's stomach.
In Boruto timeline 1, to help Naruto and Sasuke cover up their embarrassment, Obito Uchiha quipped, "What are those people thinking?!"
Sasuke:
["I thought everyone I met was a fool, just like me, but I'm now afraid because of what I believe in~♪ I'm a little sad~♪ God always says~♪ Singing will make me feel much better~♪"]
["He's lying~♪ No~♪ Many are born cruel~♪ Her skirt dances lightly and forlornly~♪ Beauty isn't her fault~♪"]
I've heard this song title many times, but this is the first time I've heard the lyrics, and I feel like I don't understand them at all.
10+ people think it's great [Indeed, the lyrics are different from what I imagined. Are there any lyricists out there?] 10+ people think it's great [But the feeling it metaphorically conveys is very similar to Sasuke's pain, sigh————] 10+ people think it's great [Is it not good for us to comment on Sasuke's pain like this? What if he can really see it?] 10+ people think it's great Sasuke doesn't really care anymore.
The so-called "death-defying help" is not afraid of boiling water; he let nature take its course.
Although resentment, sadness, pain, despair, and regret were indeed intertwined before, after the family members were resurrected, those emotions now seem to have turned into complaints.
He complained that Itachi and his parents didn't tell him anything, and he complained that the Uchiha clan and Konoha couldn't get along better.
Listening to this song, I reflect on the first topic —
I started following the event from the very first topic!
The first topic was whether Sasuke was unlucky to have Naruto as a friend. Although he wasn't nearly as popular back then, there were still a lot of malicious comments about both Sasuke and Naruto.
Just like the inspiration for this song, "Growing Up Carrying a Burden of Ten Thousand Pounds"—the case of the So-won case—she is clearly a victim, yet she has to bear the secondary harm inflicted by society upon her. [10+ people think this is great. Let's be more tolerant of Naruto and Sasuke.] [10+ people think this is great. Point the knife at that old scoundrel Danzo! And Black Zetsu too!] [10+ people think this is great. No, after listening to Black Zetsu sing "Lupin Flower" and "Only Mother is Good in the World," I feel quite sorry for him too.]
10+ people think this is great. (Ninja World: "————")
You guys are being a little too overprotective, my darling!
Danzo is not the main character; there are too few subplots involving him, the Third Hokage, Koharu Utatane, Homura Mitokado, Kagami Uchiha, and Torifu Akimichi.
To reiterate, if there were only Boruto and not Naruto, then fathers like Naruto and Sasuke would have been utterly vilified long ago.
Boruto: "Well, well, well, that's really unnecessary—"
Uncle Sasuke and Uncle Naruto apologized to their daughter and son respectively, admitting that they had neglected their feelings because of their work and for the sake of Konoha and the ninja world.
Obito Uchiha, standing nearby, couldn't understand this feeling and could only offer a dismayed comment: "It's quite difficult for you guys too."
Sasuke:
【"My throat is sore, but I still love the world~♪ Who do I care about~♪"】
[Naruto cares! Sasuke! Who else in the world cares about you more than Naruto?] 10+ people liked this. [Bird fans are disgusting, do they think Sakura doesn't exist?] 10+ people liked this. Please see the author's note: