funbook-pk Chapter 339 Ninja World: Don't Talk About Such Vulgarities! Aren't we a shonen manga?!
Chapter 339 Ninja World: Don't Talk About Such Vulgarities! Aren't we a shonen manga?!
Chapter 339 Ninja World: Don't Talk About Such Vulgarities! Aren't we a shonen manga?!
"well----"
As if certain of something, Ibiki Morino sighed heavily, and patted Obito's shoulder forcefully as if lending him his strength: "I never thought Kakashi was this kind of person. Anyway, you've endured so much, even if you really wanted to destroy the world, we could understand."
"No way! What are you guys talking about?!"
Ebisu cautiously approached Obito, making an exaggerated gesture to avoid drawing attention, and asked Obito, "Haven't you already been subjected to Kakashi's Thousand Years of Death? Ah! Right!! Some viewers in the comments said that Kakashi treated the Fourth Hokage's children as your substitute, which is why he used the Thousand Years of Death on him, right?"
Obito Uchiha was stunned when he heard the first half of Ebisu's sentence.
Mitarashi Anko suddenly approached Obito, "Looking at you more closely, your eyelashes are so long! Longer than any of us girls' eyelashes! And your eyes are so bright too."
Obito, caught up in her rhetoric, wanted to say it was because he took good care of his eyes and frequently used the Uchiha's secret eye drops. But Mitarashi Anko didn't give him that chance, continuing, "Although it's not obvious yet, upon closer inspection, you really are worthy of being an Uchiha; your foundation is quite good!"
"What are you trying to say?" Obito felt something was getting increasingly off, but he still interpreted Anko's sarcasm as a reflection of his status as the worst Uchiha.
Whoosh! Might Guy suddenly fell from the tree, hanging upside down, startling everyone!
"I've seen Kakashi before! It must have been tough for you, Obito!" Might Guy said, tears streaming down his face. "But it's alright, life is full of hope! You must hold fast to your dreams and your youth! None of us Konoha ninja will look down on you because you were once subjected to the Thousand Years of Death!!"
As these people went further and further into the fray, Obito Uchiha's temper finally flared up!
"Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique!"
Bullet screen wall—
[Konoha's Number One Technician, and Part-Time Number One Diva in the Ninja World.] 10+ people liked this. [Clearly second place, how did he become number one?] 10+ people liked this. [Konoha's Number One Technician was Kakashi's title during his battle with Zabuza. Shouldn't he have been Konoha's Number One Technician after the Second Hokage appeared? Kakashi became Konoha's Second Technician and Part-Time Number Two Diva.]
10+ people liked this: 【Bullshit! Kakashi copied over a thousand ninjutsu, while Tobirama Senju only developed a bunch of forbidden techniques!】 10+ people liked this: 【The Second Hokage developed so many forbidden techniques, how could he know few ninjutsu? Besides, given the Second Hokage's personality as Hokage, when he unified the entire village and founded the Konoha Ninja Academy, he must have required each clan to hand over their ninjutsu, right? Wouldn't he have studied them then? He must have known quite a few ninjutsu, right?】 10+ people liked this: 【Kakashi is Konoha's number one technician, and Tobirama Senju is Konoha's number one forbidden technique master. They don't interfere with each other, so what are you arguing about?】 10+ people liked this: Konoha's number one technician, Kakashi, and the author of the Forbidden Techniques Index, Tobirama Senju, stood on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, watching the all-knowing gods in the comments arguing for them. For a moment, neither of them spoke, and a subtle and awkward atmosphere quietly spread.
[Kakashi-sensei's rendition of "The Foxtail Grass on the Slope" brought tears to my eyes! His summoning beast, a ninja dog, is so perfect for this song.] 10+ people liked this. [Speaking of which, hasn't anyone bothered to check Pakkun's actual age?? This dog looks older than Kakashi! Why is it that Akamaru is too old to chew bones, yet Pakkun can still wander around the map and even speak human language?! This doesn't make sense!] 10+ people liked this. [Pakkun is different from other dogs; he can talk, and he looks like a toad from Mount Myōboku.]
10+ people liked this: [As we all know, summoning beasts aren't under the jurisdiction of Newton and Darwin. Don't compare ordinary dogs to summoning dogs! Pakkun is clearly a ninja dog with a contract, so it's reasonable for him to have a longer lifespan, right?] 10+ people liked this: [The ninja world only has three sacred sites: Mount Myōboku, Shikkotsu Forest, and Ryūchi Cave. I've never heard of any Nekoboku Mountain or Inukotsu Forest.] 10+ people liked this: To cover up his earlier embarrassment about "Konoha's secret taijutsu," Kakashi quickly followed up these comments to explain to Naruto and the others beside him: "Although not as famous as the three sacred sites, the ninja world does have places like Loyal Fang Village, the Forest of Unwavering Confusion, the Bottom of Naraku, Kami-Tachizawa, Lonely Moon Peak, Water Curtain Cave, and Thousand Illusion Hill. Ninjas can form bonds and contracts with animals like dogs, cats, spiders, deer, wolves, monkeys, and foxes in these places."
"Wow!!!" Naruto's eyes lit up. "I want to make a contract with a monkey too! Where's Kakashi-sensei's Water Curtain Cave? But this Water Curtain Cave... I feel like I've heard that name somewhere before, it sounds so familiar?"
"Idiot! This is the Four-Tails' lair!" The Nine-Tails' chakra leaked from Naruto's body, forming a giant fox head on his head, which tapped Naruto's head arrogantly. "You already have my chakra and the other tailed beasts' chakra! Why are you still thinking about the Four-Tails' disciples and grandchildren?! You moron!"
Boruto Timeline —
Because Boruto and his friends could see the Fourth Shinobi World War through the mirror, and overheard the Sixth Hokage mention the monkeys of the Water Curtain Cave, Boruto, Sarada, and Mitsuki asked the Seventh Hokage, Naruto, "Was Konohamaru-sensei's summoning beast contracted at the Water Curtain Cave?"
"Yes, it's a tradition that my great-grandfather's family has made a pact with the monkeys of the Water Curtain Cave for generations," Naruto nodded.
"~" Boruto drawled, asking his father, "So what's our family tradition? I haven't decided yet what kind of summon I want."
Yamanaka Inojin pointed to the barrage of comments in the sky, "I mentioned it here before. Your family tradition is that the seventh generation's Kurama is a fox spirit. It's said that a fox spirit can be passed down for three generations. Even if the person is gone, it will still exist."
Kurama was slapping its tail inside Naruto's body. Naruto knew how to please Kurama, so he immediately said to Inojin Yamanaka, "Kurama is a friend, a partner, and the most important and only one to me. I won't give it away so easily, not even to Boruto and Himawari."
Sarada and the others smiled politely. As expected, Kurama inside Naruto's body was pleased and his tail was thrashing around like a propeller!
Boruto wasn't interested in Kurama (the Nine-Tails), so he asked Sasuke instead, "What's Uncle Sasuke's summoning beast?"
Sarada was also quite curious about this topic. Despite being Sasuke's daughter, she knew almost nothing about Sasuke.
Sasuke had nothing to hide in this regard, and immediately said, "Blue Snake, Garda, Itachi."
"Itachi?"
Even Naruto was surprised. Could it be that Sasuke had learned the Impure World Reincarnation technique and could summon his brother as a summoning beast?
Before they could ask, Sasuke said directly, "It's a black cat named Itachi." He didn't intend to say anything more, and since the others knew the meaning of the name "Ryo" to Sasuke, they didn't press him further.
[That rendition of "Silhouette" is even better than the original! The music video is amazing too!] 10+ people think it's great. [Have you guys noticed that all of Kakashi's solo songs have a melancholic feel, but the songs he sings with Obito are all incredibly energetic.] 10+ people think it's great. [Kakashi: Without Obito, I am incomplete.] 10+ people think it's great. Just when they had gotten over the "Thousand Years of Death" meme, Kakashi and Obito Uchiha found themselves in an awkward situation again.
"Although we're a duo, it's not that serious—" Obito made conversation, and Kakashi sighed deeply. "My voice isn't really suited for singing really energetic songs. Even when I sing with Obito, it's Obito who takes on the more energetic parts."
[Kakashi singing solo was like a stray dog on the street, soaked to the bone by the cold rain falling from the gloomy sky.] 10+ people liked this. [That song, "Please Don't Take Me Away," was clearly "Please Take Me With You." He really didn't want to be the one left behind.] 10+ people liked this. In the Boruto timeline, Kakashi, because of the VCR, the song, and the comments, did miss Minato's team a bit, but—
"It's not that exaggerated, is it?"
He was still pondering the question from before: why would a god who knew everything reward Obito? A vague sense of unease and excitement surged within him. As a mature ninja, he wanted to control these emotions, but ninjas were also human, and he couldn't completely sever his longing.
In the previous five hours, he and Might Guy had found Sarutobi Mirai and were heading back to Konoha together.
Obito sneezed, but was too embarrassed to admit that Kakashi was thinking of him, insisting that some enemy hated him so much that they were badmouthing him behind his back.
【Who are you looking down on?! The nicknames "Konoha's Number One Technician," "SSS-rank Ninja," and "Sixth Hokage" are just a joke! Why are you all talking like Kakashi is weak?】 10+ people liked this. 【Nobody thinks he's weak. He's the Sixth Hokage, what's weak about him? He's super strong!】 10+ people liked this. 【Dog head.jpg, but he really is one of the weakest in the entire series.】 10+ people liked this. 【Are you sure he's the weakest? He developed an S-rank ninjutsu at 12! You're telling me he's weak?】 10+ people liked this. 【Read the question carefully! It's about all the Hokage! Otherwise, tell me which Hokage is weaker than him?】 10+ people liked this. 【Is Tobirama Senju stronger than Kakashi? Is Tsunade stronger than Kakashi? Is Hiruzen Sarutobi stronger than Kakashi? Kakashi could go toe-to-toe with Kaguya!】 I'm asking you, besides the Seventh Hokage, who else can compare? 】10+ people think this is great【Have you even watched Naruto? Just spouting nonsense here!!】10+ people think this is great【Tsunade could wear down Kakashi even if she used up all her chakra, and you say Tsunade is weaker than Kakashi? Why don't you say Hashirama Senju is weaker than Kakashi?】10+ people think this is great【Assigning Hokage strength based on their ability to fight Kaguya, you're really something!】10+ people think this is great【The Second Hokage's record is weak, he was killed by Kinkaku and Ginkaku, but during the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kakashi's strength was clearly stronger than Kinkaku and Ginkaku, right?】10+ people think this is great【Kakashi never fought Kinkaku and Ginkaku————】10+ people think this is great Kakashi:
"————"OMZ
It's a pity he did nothing but apologize to the Hokage.
It made it sound like he was even stronger than the First Hokage, that huge bug in the game. Kakashi was terrified that Madara Uchiha would suddenly say, "Do you want to dance too?"
[Please, everyone knows that the white-haired Hokage of Konoha is a strategist who manages construction, finances, and the prosperity of the village, okay? If all a Hokage can do is fight, then why not let Madara be the Hokage? (Konoha might become a giant training ground, thank you.)] 100,000+ people think this is great. [What are you comparing him to? It's like you're saying Madara isn't good enough as Hokage (doge.jpg)] 100,000+ people think this is great. [Hey~ you know what, he's actually not quite right. Unless the First and Second Hokage are willing to be his financial director and infrastructure manager, given his style, Konoha will either dominate the world or fast-forward to the Eye of the Moon Project within three years!] 100,000+ people think this is great. [Pah! Kakashi! My idol! A true all-rounder! Who dares say he's weak!!] 100,000+ people think this is great. [If you recruit Kakashi into Akatsuki, Akatsuki could really form a group on the spot!] Over 100,000 people found this very helpful. It's undeniable that the impact of comments on the ninja world is enormous. In some timelines where Kaguya descends and the ninja world is plunged into the Infinite Tsukuyomi crisis, many people's dreams are influenced by the idea of "all-knowing gods." In these dreams, the ninja world is peaceful, with important people by their side watching the "Ninja World Asura" battle the Humanoid God Tree, watching the "Minato Team" and "Kakashi Team" in their 8 PM soap opera, and witnessing Konoha's daily bromance. Female ninjas are even forced to travel to other villages to find partners.
Meanwhile, the Akatsuki members, having repeatedly seen comments urging them to embrace a fashion-forward image and become a new generation of idol group, aiming to conquer the ninja world and promote peace through entertainment, dreamt that Deidara and Sasori became entertainers, guest instructors for "explosion shows" and "light shows." Hidan was the bassist for a heavy metal band, Pain was the drummer, Kakuzu was the guitarist, Nagato was the keyboardist, and Konan was the lead vocalist.
Obito?
Obito is the manager!
Even in Deidara's dream, that beast Tobi! He actually acted as a pimp for him! And the capitalists involved were Uchiha Madara and Black Zetsu! He was so angry that he blew them up along with Tobi!
[Since the Sixth Hokage likes *Make-Out Paradise* so much, why doesn't he just play the male lead? He could do voice acting if he doesn't want to act! Or he could sing the theme song or ending theme!] 10+ people liked this. [Jiraiya-sama! Can you see our message?! Please consider it!] 10+ people liked this. Jiraiya scratched his head, "It's not up to me, it depends on the publisher's plans." But as the author, it doesn't seem like it's wrong for him to recommend it?
Kakashi: Has anyone asked for my opinion?
"Pfft—" Obito Uchiha burst out laughing. He looked Kakashi up and down. "Let this guy star in a pornographic film? Acting while wearing a mask?"
Naruto: "That's impossible! If this were a movie, Kakashi-sensei would at least take off his mask, right?"
The two were trying to provoke Kakashi into taking off his mask when they noticed the same issue being mentioned in the comments:
[Singing and being a voice actor are fine, but acting is out of the question, right? Have you ever seen a male lead in a porn movie who wears a mask the entire time?] 10+ people liked this. [Dude, have you watched that few movies? Never seen "Home Invasion Play"? Never seen cosplay? Never seen "Female Ninja's Suffering Hell"? Never seen "Masked Man's Prison Paradise"? Never heard of "Madam," you probably don't want to, right?] 10+ people liked this. Ninja World: Don't talk about this kind of stuff!!! Didn't you guys say we're a shonen manga?!
Kakashi, the boy from the Kannabi Bridge timeline, sighed heavily! He was truly convinced! Convinced by these all-knowing gods! It was as if he would be letting down their votes and likes if he didn't become a playboy when he grew up!!
In the Boruto timeline, the Sixth Hokage Kakashi also sighed for his reputation, "Oh dear, it's normal for ninjas to wear masks, right? Why bring that up?" He even imagined a lewd Kakashi about to make a move on a female ninja, only for a righteous hero to rush in and rescue her at the crucial moment.
The righteous hero who suddenly bursts in—Uchiha Obito—is captured by the masked villain (Kakashi)—the pitiful female ninja—Nohara Rin.
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Kakashi didn't know why, but he subconsciously imagined himself as the villain.
In the distance, at the Valley of the End, Obito, resurrected and with the Seventh Hokage Naruto and the others: Ugh! Who's insulting me?
Boruto: "You have a cold, don't you?"
[The Masked Man's Imprisoned Paradise? I bet you're watching Obito Uchiha's Kamui dimension?] 10+ people liked this. Obito Uchiha: "————"
He felt his scalp tingle from being scrutinized from head to toe!
A massive wave of malice was swarming towards him!! For some reason, he felt as if he had already been sentenced to death!!
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