funbook-pk Chapter 344 Standing shoulder to shoulder with Kaguya, Bloodline Limits!
Chapter 344 Standing shoulder to shoulder with Kaguya, Bloodline Limits!
Chapter 344 Standing shoulder to shoulder with Kaguya, Bloodline Limits!
Sakumo Hatake and his wife sat outside the old Hatake house, enjoying the rustling of the evening breeze through the fields. They could only hear the names of the techniques, unaware of what their son, Kakashi Hatake, was going through on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Sakumo Hatake laughed, "The Thousand Years of Death was just a joke I made back then; I never expected it to become such a popular meme among those all-knowing gods." As the creator of this technique, Sakumo Hatake had a deep understanding of Lightning Release: Thousand Years of Death...
After much deliberation about the abilities and effects of ninjutsu such as Wind Release: Thousand Years of Death and Fire Release: Thousand Years of Death, I ultimately decided to abandon them.
"I have no idea what the effect would be if this technique were combined with Wind Release and Fire Release."
"That's really a twisted sense of humor."
The woman's voice was cold and aloof, yet her exquisite beauty gave it a unique charm. Her pale pink lips seemed to carry a restrained arrogance, which, far from being fierce, was breathtakingly captivating.
Despite being glared at by his wife, Hatake Sakumo was not annoyed at all. Instead, his ears turned slightly red, and he could only scratch the back of his head, revealing a silly and gentle smile.
He had died at the young age of thirty, and his wife had passed away shortly after giving birth to their son. Like Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, who were also resurrected, they were still in their prime, though their son was quite grown up. Now, their love was overflowing, and they drew closer, even the fireflies in the field seemed to surround them for company. Only the scarecrow standing in the field watched them silently.
As for the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War—
Kakashi's hands remained in the Thousand Years of Death pose. The Thousand Years of Death, imbued with Yang Release, was completely different from ordinary ninjutsu, and an extraordinary healing power surrounded Kakashi's fingertips.
The Sage of Six Paths widened his eyes: "It's extremely pure power of creation and regeneration!" He smiled at Kakashi and said, "It seems that even you, who don't know healing arts, have found a way to quickly restore your power."
People around Kakashi looked at him.
They wanted to congratulate Kakashi, but the words stuck in their throats, and they didn't know where to begin.
Logically, obtaining such a powerful Yang Release ability, capable of healing and regenerating oneself and others, should be a good thing. However—what if the prerequisite for this ability is enduring the Leaf Village's secret taijutsu technique, "The Thousand Years of Death"?
Imagine it —
If a comrade is blown away by an explosive tag and suffers severe internal injuries, he desperately needs powerful medical ninjutsu to repair his damaged organs and wounds! And in that mission team, Kakashi is the only one capable of saving him!!
However, "turn him over—"
Kakashi's voice was like that of a doctor about to give a patient an injection—rigid, calm, and without a trace of disrespect.
The other ninjas in the squad swallowed nervously.
"Captain Kakashi! Are you really going to use that?"
"But...but can someone so badly injured really withstand the captain's 'one move'?"
Kakashi understood what they meant and sighed helplessly.
"Just think of it as getting a shot; it'll be over in a second."
Amidst the silence of his teammates, the severely wounded ninja was carefully lifted up, turned over, and lay prone on the ground with his buttocks facing upwards, in a "wild goose landing on the sand" posture.
Rather than waiting for treatment, it's more like waiting for a form of torture that will severely damage both body and mind.
"God bless you, Amen."
The ninja alliance soldiers next to them made the sign of the cross on their chests and prayed devoutly.
Kakashi's expression turned grave: "It's coming. Get ready!"
"No, no—Captain—" The heavily wounded ninja, still coughing up blood, let out a high-pitched and terrifying roar! The sound, filled with sorrow, echoed through the night sky of the battlefield.
—"Ya Tei!!!!!!!"
As their thoughts returned, everyone in the Fourth Shinobi World War trembled with fear at the imagined scene! In that situation, which would be better, death or receiving the "Thousand Years of Death" treatment?
Yamato, who used to team up with Kakashi, pleaded loyally, "Captain, if this really happens, please, no matter what, don't save me! Please let me die! I beg you!"
"Ah, Kakashi, I'm begging you too." Nara Shikaku raised his hand: "I'm a married man, I can't take this."
"And me too," Yamanaka Inoichi said, echoing his old friend.
Ibiki Morino: "Me too."
Moonlight Gale: "I'm asking you too, cough cough."
"Gale, weren't you feeling better after you were resurrected? Why are you still coughing?"
"After so many years, I don't feel like myself if I don't cough a few times —" Even though the illness was cured at the same time as the recovery, the speaking habits of many years cannot be changed, and there is still a gloomy aura that will not become sunny because of the recovery.
Then, one after another, people told Kakashi that he should never heal himself again, even if he was about to die!
"I hope we never have the chance to team up, Kakashi-san," said Kotetsu and Izumo.
Standing a little further away, Uchiha Izuna exclaimed, "That's terrifying! Yang Release: Thousand Years of Death—!"
Madara Uchiha nodded slightly in agreement.
Terrifying indeed!
"Will there be Yin Release, Wood Release, Boil Release, Lava Release, Magnet Release, Explosion Release, Storm Release, Ice Release, Crystal Release, Dust Release, Scorch Release, and Transparent Release later on? —"
Tobirama maintained his scholarly inquiry, muttering to himself, "I'm rather curious, what kind of technique could be developed by combining these bloodline limits with the Thousand Years of Death, which can barely be considered a taijutsu?"
Madara glanced at him. "Sometimes I really can't deal with you, Tobirama. You're Hashirama's brother, but you're completely different from him."
Tobirama retorted, "Being exactly the same doesn't make you brothers, it makes you a shadow clone!"
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"Tobirama, Tobirama!" Hashirama whispered to his younger brother, "I'm reminding you that the fusion of Bloodline Elimination and Thousand Years of Death is just a thought. Even if you actually develop it, I'll seal it away in the Book of Seals as a forbidden technique!" Hashirama said righteously, his eyes wide.
Tobirama: ————
He had just won an argument with Ban, but then he lost to his own older brother.
This guy, oh well, he's better off not doing it!
Listening to their conversation, Kakashi felt like crying his eyes out!
He still can't control his body! This means that there really are other escape techniques, like "Thousand Years of Death," waiting for him.
This is too deadly! What kind of Magnet Release: Thousand Years of Death is this?! Could it possibly suck minerals out of the human body from certain indescribable parts?!
[Acquired Skill Seven: Yin Release - Thousand Years of Death.]
Obito, the Fourth Shinobi, who had taken Rin into the Kamui dimension, secretly observed the situation outside.
After Yang Escape, there is even Yin Escape!
When fighting Kaguya, the Six Paths Elder lent Naruto and the First Hokage his power. The old man and the little rascal only received temporary access to a few Yin Release or Yang Release techniques from each of them!
"Is Kakashi alright?" Rin asked worriedly.
Obito was speechless for a moment. "Although I've obtained an incredible ability, it seems I can't use it at all—"
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"He's got both Yin and Yang Release techniques. In a way, he's comparable to the Six Paths Elder and his brother, right?" Obito chuckled as he teased Rin about Kakashi. "From now on, dealing with Otsutsuki Isshiki or Otsutsuki Momoshiki will probably depend on Kakashi. He truly lives up to his reputation as the '50/50' guy in the comments."
Lin was amused, but then felt a little sorry for Kakashi.
"He's been very shy since he was a child—and has always worn a mask because of it."
Just as she said, Kakashi Hatake's face was so hot that his mask was almost burning!
Yin Dun is the power of creating spirit and spiritual connection.
Yin Release: Thousand Years of Death!
In some ways, it's even more terrifying than the ones before!
It is the ability to eavesdrop on the thoughts of those targeted by the Thousand Years of Death and then make those thoughts public!
But the problem is—
"Once you're hit by this, what other thoughts can you have besides pain?"
"Whether you have thoughts or not is no longer important. What's truly terrifying is—if the voices uttered in that state were made public—"
"What's even more terrifying is, what if there are other sensations besides pain—wouldn't that mean being forever nailed to the pillar of shame as a masochist, never to be able to get down?"
"No matter what, I absolutely, positively must never provoke Kakashi Hatake again."
"What do you mean by 'Don't mess with Kakashi'?" Would you dare touch that brown-haired little girl he and Obito Uchiha were protecting? Would you dare mess with Madara Uchiha and the First Hokage's brother? And that orphanage godmother—could you afford to offend her? And that little girl whom viewers called Pain: "Nobody told me you couldn't touch that Byakugan girl!"—would you dare touch her?
Not to mention Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha, who still bear the title of "genin" to this day.
"These are just the parts that have been explicitly stated in the comments. What about the parts that haven't been revealed? — Remember that comment that said everyone who touched Hinata died?"
"So the conclusion is: it's best to avoid anyone from Konoha!"
"Uh-huh!!"
The ninja alliance from the surrounding villages whispered among themselves.
The Konoha ninjas whispered, "Although the damage isn't great, anyone who gets hit by this probably doesn't want to live anymore, right?" Tenten's voice was very penetrating; although it wasn't loud, it was heard very clearly by those around her.
Neji nodded. "It's truly a vicious move that kills without shedding blood, and such a move also has a certain—"
Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Li stared at him, his eyes wide, and asked seriously, "What do we do?"
"What? What should we do?" Neji and Tenten looked at him in confusion.
Lee: "What about Guy-sensei?! He's Kakashi-sensei's lifelong rival! If Kakashi-sensei gets these powers, will he use them on Guy-sensei?!"
"Well----"
Neji and Tenten simultaneously frowned, feeling nauseous from the uncontrollable images in their minds. Their lips twitched slightly, their faces etched with physical discomfort; they just wanted to find a place to dry heave and rinse their mouths thoroughly.
["Skills have been distributed. Please cherish peace and life, and do not violate basic moral principles."]
"Even now, what's with all this talk of morality?!"
The Allied Ninjas couldn't help but loudly complain at the barrage of comments!
Fortunately, Kakashi's abilities ended there. Otherwise, if he had added Wood Release, Boil Release, Lava Release, Magnet Release, Explosion Release, Storm Release, Ice Release, Crystal Release, Dust Release, Scorch Release, and Permeation Release, aside from the Thousand Years of Death, Kakashi would have had a bloodline limit comparable to Kaguya Otsutsuki.
Losing control of the barrage of bullets, Kakashi collapsed to the ground with a "thud," looking like a boneless slime, his soul practically spilling out of his mouth.
"It's supposed to be a reward, but—" Tobirama Senju didn't know what to say next, feeling that it was hard to put into words.
"That's too brutal."
After Izuna finished speaking, even Madara Uchiha nodded in agreement.
(This quote comes from the bullet screen, and is one of the memes that all-knowing gods often use.)
Kakashi's condition was appalling and shocking, yet the barrage of comments didn't give him much time to rest.
["30 seconds countdown, then you will be transported to the 'Make-Out Paradise' timeline."]
Kakashi was secretly delighted! Let him escape this awful world quickly!!
But—wait—
Something seems off?!
Icha Icha Day — Timeline — ? ! !
The Fourth Hokage, far away in Konoha, probably guessed what was going on with his intelligence and instantly felt sorry for his beloved student.
If it's just "Icha Icha Paradise," then it's definitely a work by Jiraiya-sensei.
But if it's called the "Icha Icha Paradise" timeline like it is now, then it's highly likely—
"Is it a world like the 'Limited Tsukuyomi Timeline'?"
"It might be even worse," Minato said.
Kushina was relieved to hear this and felt a chill run down her spine for Kakashi.
Minato comforted her, saying, "But as I said before, he can come back anytime he wants, so nothing should happen."
Kushina: "I hope so."
【「27、26、25、24、23————」】
With only thirty seconds left in the countdown, it wasn't nearly enough time for Kakashi to make any preparations.
Obito leaped out of the Kamui dimension, shouting urgently, "If you're in danger, hide here immediately! Make a wish right now so that guy (the Divine Tree's barrage of attacks) will send you back!"
"Okay, I understand."
"What kind of perfunctory attitude is this! Rin and I were worried about you! Idiot!" Obito said, displeased.
Kakashi wasn't just giving a perfunctory answer; he practically wished those thirty seconds would never come! Now! Immediately! Right now!
Vanish on the spot and hide in another world! Come back when everyone has completely forgotten about the Thousand Years of Death with its chakra nature.
Naruto, on the other hand, was quite optimistic: "Relax, relax, you guys are too nervous! Kakashi-sensei is super strong! He just acquired so many abilities with the Thousand Years of Death technique," and he even knows Sakura's medical ninjutsu. What danger could there be? Even if he gets injured, he can heal himself, I'm telling you!"
"You idiot Naruto!" Sakura couldn't help but yell at him, "If Kakashi-sensei is really injured, how can he use 'Thousand Years of Death' on himself?!"
Sasuke was utterly speechless at his two teammates, and coldly interjected, "Even if he wasn't injured, he couldn't have done that."
Naruto was taken aback: "Oh yeah! It seems that's true! Kakashi-sensei can't use the Thousand Years of Death on himself, I'm telling you!"
Sakura blushed because she had revealed her shrewish side to Sasuke and had imagined what kind of "Thousand Years of Death" he would use on her.
Kakashi, on the other hand, was furious because Naruto had been so blunt, but since he was wearing a mask, most people couldn't see his face.
No, even though only a little skin was visible around his eyes, you could still tell that Kakashi's face was bright red, and cold sweat was constantly dripping down his face.
"It's not entirely impossible, is it?"
The person speaking was Matt Kai, who went to a nearby village to throw away trash in order to get fit.
"As long as you're flexible enough, it's not impossible, for example—" A super thick-browed bowl-cut hairstyle, paired with that green bodysuit, and those movements that were indescribable, completely showcasing his muscles and flexibility—
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Stop! Kai! !"
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