Chapter 42: The Ultimate Understanding of Illiteracy
Chapter 42: The Ultimate Understanding of Illiteracy
Shen Jian: Officially verified verified user/internet celebrity, actor
[150 million+ followers on Douyin]
[Weibo followers: 20+]
in the office.
Account management targeting Shen Jian.
The group began to discuss.
Liangmu is not here today, so Yang Tianzhen will have to host for the time being.
I originally wanted to have a video call with him.
But thinking that he must be having a hard time at his parents' home, he ultimately chose to give up.
Yang Tianzhen adjusted her mood.
I selectively forgot what just happened.
She took a deep breath and got into work mode.
"Alright, let's get started."
Shen Jian: "Sister Yang, I need to go to the restroom."
Lin Youyou: "..."
Zhang Shan: "..."
Li Si: "..."
"Shen Jian!" Yang Tianzhen was speechless, completely exasperated: "I said start and you just start messing around, right? You did it on purpose, didn't you!"
She couldn't understand how this guy could be so timely.
He went to the toilet as soon as I mentioned it.
Did you deliberately wait here for me last night?
Shen Jian: "How could that be, Sister Yang? Do you think I'm that kind of person? Besides, don't you always say that you need to be adaptable at work?"
Yang Tianzhen: "Adaptability..."
[One more hilarious joke]
The surroundings were silent for a second.
Then everyone finally couldn't hold back any longer.
"Pfft~ I can't take it anymore, hahaha!"
"As expected of an illiterate person, he has the best comprehension skills."
"Hahaha, that's hilarious!"
Yang Tianzhen clutched her chest, feeling a bit stifled: "If you're illiterate, just read more books! 'Flexibility' means change! Be more adaptable!"
"If it's convenient, shall I go to the restroom in your office?"
"Get out of here!!"
"Okay."
Shen Jian turned and slipped away.
Watching that guy's figure disappear, Yang Tianzhen finally got a brief respite.
"Youyou".
"Sister Yang."
"Quickly send a WeChat message to Liangmu and tell him to come back right away!"
Yang Tianzhen doesn't want to see Shen Jian for even a second right now; she just wants Liang Mu to come back and take her place.
Lin Youyou took out her phone and silently sent a message.
He then informed Shen Jian.
[Lin Youyou: Hurry up and finish what you're doing and come back, Sister Yang is very angry~.]
[Shen Jian: It can't be that bad, can it?]
[Lin Youyou: It's not that bad... If it were me, I'd probably be so angry I'd get chest pains.]
[Shen Jian: Impossible.]
[Lin Youyou: ?]
[Shen Jian: Look down at yourself, what are you even feeling sorry for?]
[One more hilarious joke]
[Lin Youyou: I @**%¥!!! ]
"what!"
office.
Lin Youyou was so angry that she stomped her feet and pounded her chest.
Everyone was taken aback by her.
Yang Tianzhen asked with concern, "What's wrong, Xiaoyou? Are you also experiencing chest tightness?"
"Uh, I...I'm fine."
╥﹏╥
Lin Youyou felt so wronged that she wanted to kill someone.
She wished she could have a flying guillotine right now and put it over Shen Jian's head!
The whole world is perfect.
Ten minutes later.
Shen Jian returned for a meeting.
It feels much fresher.
She's lost weight.
...
Regarding account management.
Two options were ultimately discussed.
One is the management of the Weibo account company team, which requires setting up a fan support group and an assistant for official announcement copywriting.
On Douyin, Shen Jian was in control himself.
However, his current fan base is still relatively small.
However, if there is a real trend of him becoming an idol in the future, his fan club will definitely be based on Weibo.
Right now, Shen Jian needs to secure more exposure opportunities, establish a good public image, and quickly gain more fans.
After you've built a certain foundation.
Only with proper preparation can it be effective.
For example, fan club support, vote manipulation on charts, purchasing celebrity merchandise, and so on.
Yang Tianzhen set a small goal for him.
The first phase is to increase Weibo followers to 100 million and Douyin followers to 200 million.
Only after establishing a fan base can we begin to gradually build a fanbase.
Many new employees in the company follow this pattern.
Gaining followers is similar to getting promoted or skipping levels. If you're not famous, nobody will pay attention to you; you'll just be a nobody.
If you attract a lot of attention, your status will naturally rise and you'll have plenty of resources.
The meeting has just ended.
Shen Jian was kicked out of the office by Yang Tianzhen.
"Lin Youyou, tell Liangmu that I don't want to see this guy for the next month!"
There was no attempt to hide it.
These words were said directly to Shen upon their meeting.
Shen Jian looked completely innocent: "Sister Yang, a month apart feels like thirty days, how can you be so heartless?"
[One more hilarious joke]
Yang Tianzhen chuckled and said, "Use your nonsense. Do you think I don't know 30 days? I'd even like it to be longer."
Shen Jian smiled and said, "Haha, actually there are 31 days in this month, so we can still meet."
Yang Tianzhen: "..."
Lin Youyou: "..."
[One more hilarious joke]
a long time.
Shen Jian: "Sister?"
Yang Tianzhen: "Get lost."
Shen Jian: "Oh."
...
...
noon.
Shen Jian treated Lin Youyou and the others to a spicy hot pot meal.
He actually wanted to go to the cafeteria.
But Lin Youyou threatened that if she didn't treat him to a meal, she would take revenge for what happened that morning.
In the end, Shen Jian had no choice but to spend the money.
After renting the house, I had less than 20,000 yuan left in my account.
Later, he withdrew tens of thousands of yuan from the live streaming platform.
I can manage to eat, albeit reluctantly.
After finishing my meal and returning to the company, I was surprised to see Liangmu returning triumphantly with his suitcase.
Although you could see a hint of fatigue.
But he was clearly in a good mood, which meant the problem was probably solved.
"Manager Liang, you're back! How's it going?" Lin Youyou asked.
Liangmu pushed up his glasses and smiled brightly: "My father-in-law said that if your sister-in-law dares to go back to her parents' home again, he'll break her legs, so she came back with me."
"Uh, this..." Lin Youyou and the others were completely dumbfounded.
They had imagined the ending, such as sweet scenarios like buying each other gifts to cheer each other up and then forgiving each other.
But to everyone's surprise, it was his father-in-law who intervened, resulting in his leg being broken.
Such a simple and direct approach was unexpected.
"What? Really?"
Yang Tianzhen, I don't know where she came from, but whenever there's gossip, she's always the first to chime in: "Your wife went back with you? Can your mother-in-law tolerate that?"
Liangmu nodded: "Yes, my mother-in-law agrees."
"This works?"
Everyone was completely dumbfounded.
To be honest, no one thought that Liangmu could solve this problem so easily.
But the next second everyone looked at Shen Jian.
It seems this guy came up with the idea.
Lin Youyou asked curiously, "So? Just one carton of cigarettes and your father-in-law will help you?"
Liangmu shook his head: "I didn't buy cigarettes."
Yang Tianzhen: "Huh? You didn't buy anything? Then what did you buy?"
Liangmu raised his head and pointed at Shen Jian: "Last night, this kid messaged me privately, telling me to go to the square this morning and try my luck. If I see my father-in-law dancing with someone else's wife, I should take a picture. It's more effective than cigarettes."
And believe it or not, there really was a traffic jam. So I took a picture and sent it to him, and he immediately took care of it for me. He even thanked me when he left.
Shen Jian smiled modestly and said, "Hey, it's nothing. I was just trying to save you the cost of a pack of cigarettes."
Yang Tianzhen: "..."
Lin Youyou: "..."
Li Si: "..."
Zhang Shan: "..."
Everyone was speechless.
Taking photos to threaten his father-in-law, just to save the price of a pack of cigarettes?
Is it really that hard to be a decent human being?
A building that collapses needs to be rebuilt, but you, Shen Jian, are worthless no matter if it collapses or not.
"Sister Yang."
"What are you doing?"
"Will you miss me in 30 days?"
"..."
Ryogi: 「!!!」
Lin Youyou: "-_-||"
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