funbook-pk Chapter 2359 Cooperation
Chapter 2359 Cooperation
"Pistol? Has alchemical technology become so extensive?"
"Pistol? What is that?" The rat leader pointed at his head again and emphasized: "Don't you know what this is? This thing!"
"Eh? No, we can talk about it if we have something to discuss. What do you want with the fireball?" The rat leader looked at Lu Yun's rapidly expanding fireball and trembled as he spoke: "Your fighting power, coupled with our rat brains, will definitely kill those alchemists without a single piece of armor left!"
"Are you insulting me? With your almond-sized brain, you think you have a high IQ? You don't think that being able to speak is a sign of superior intelligence, do you? No way! No way!"
Lu Yun originally thought that these ratmen could provide some help! It turned out that they were just like their alchemist fathers, all arrogant and conceited.
"Humans! You can trample on our dignity, you can humiliate our rats, but you can't look down on our rats' intelligence!"
The rat leader said angrily, "We rats can do addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within 20 in an instant! Can you humans do that?"
"Pfft! If being able to do mental arithmetic within 20 is considered a high IQ? Then every one of us humans is a genius!"
Lu Yun tried hard not to laugh, but his red face was even more lethal to Shushu.
"You're talking nonsense!" The ratman leader felt that Lu Yun was simply denying them with his mouth.
"You can try it! See if I can answer it or not!"
Lu Yun shrugged and said.
"19x19"
"361"
"This is impossible! 15x16"
"240"
……
The ratman leader asked Lu Yun more than ten times in a row, and he gave answers immediately, and all of them were correct.
"This...this is impossible!"
The rat leader had already begun to doubt the survival of the rats. The other rats also became dejected, having lost their previous energy and spirit. Their ears all drooped, like wilted eggplants hit by frost!
"You were created, weren't you, just to help the alchemist with addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within twenty?"
When the rat man heard this, he lowered his head even lower. This was both lethal and insulting.
"I'm tired, hurry up, destroy it!"
The ratman leader said with no light in his eyes.
"Don't worry!" Lu Yun suppressed his smile and comforted him, "You are innocent too! If you want to blame someone, blame the mentally retarded alchemist who created you!"
But looking at the listless look of the rats, it was obvious that Lu Yun's words had no effect.
This made Lu Yun very upset. Since he had wasted so much time talking to the rat man, he naturally thought that the rat man could provide him with some help.
But who could have thought that the cooperation was not yet agreed upon? The partner was upset first.
"You should think like this. Although the meaning of your creation is for calculation, it is given to you by your creator. It is your duty. Now you have completed it very well, but this is not all you have! You can go and find the meaning of your own existence!"
Lu Yun transformed himself into a psychological mentor and began to enlighten the rat people.
"Humans! Are you deliberately making fun of us rats?" The rat leader glared at Lu Yun: "Just now when we were discussing cooperation, you made things difficult for us and humiliated us. Now that you have succeeded, you are comforting us instead!"
"You've discovered all this... Ahem! Of course not!" Lu Yun took a deep breath, straightened his expression and said, "After careful consideration, I think it's still necessary for us to start our cooperation!"
"Although you don't have much!" Lu Yun pointed to his head, "But! You have been in the alchemy room before, so you should be very familiar with the structure inside! All you need to do is show me the way and help us escape from the alchemy room. In return, I can help you kill the alchemist who abandoned you! How about it?"
"Are you serious?" The rat leader didn't quite believe what Lu Yun said. After all, it was proven that his IQ was higher than all of their rats.
"You're all living in the sewers now, is there anything worse than this?"
Lu Yun said.
"Human! You're saying that as if you don't live?" the rat-man retorted.
Lu Yun: "..."
He really couldn't refute it.
"As long as they are killing the alchemist, we rats will definitely help!"
The rat leader said in high spirits.
"Happy cooperation!"
"Happy cooperation!"
Lu Yun and the ratman leader looked at each other and burst into laughter.
"Oh right! Not you guys yet! Which alchemy room are you from?"
"Falcons! A bunch of stupid idiots with dog heads and pig brains, who are in control of this place?"
"That's perfect! We were planning to break out from the Eagle Falcon, so now we have a favor!"
"But you're just a stupid alchemist! No wonder you can't even add, subtract, multiply or divide numbers within 20!"
Lu Yun muttered to himself.
"Humans! Although you didn't mention us rats, we rats feel insulted again."
"That's because you're overthinking it!"
Lu Yun rolled his eyes and thought: His brain may not be very useful, but his ears are quite sharp!
"Let's go! There are people waiting out front!"
Lu Yun waved his hand and said.
"Human race! You don't seem to understand what I mean. We Shushu are cooperating with you personally, not with you humans. In our opinion, those lowly cultivators are nothing more than a drag, and second only to food!"
The rat leader said.
"Then you just fell behind us!"
Lu Yun suggested.
The rat leader shook his head and gave his own plan: "Humans! Don't you have a portable space world? You can let us rats go in and call us out when you need us!"
"What a simple thing!"
"It's a good idea to be careful, but you won't be able to withstand the scorching heat inside!"
"If you don't want to turn into a charcoal-roasted red rat, you'd better follow my method."
"Although our fur defense is a little weaker than that of steel creatures, it is still not comparable to the weak humans! Since they can hold on, we rats can too!"
The rat leader seemed to have thought of something, and continued to add: "Don't worry! During our cooperation, we rats will not harm you human members! We rats value credit the most."
"Since you've come this far, it would be rude to refuse!"
As he spoke, Lu Yun pinched his fingers and made a gesture, collecting all the ratmen into the Flame Mountain space.
But they were not teleported into a cool stone cave, but to the surface of the Flaming Mountain.
As soon as the rats' feet touched the ground, they screamed in pain from the burns and jumped up and down. If you didn't know, you would have thought they were having an open-air party!
"I didn't expect you guys like this place so much that you were jumping for joy. It seems like I was worrying too much!"
Lu Yun said gloatingly.