funbook-pk Chapter 158 Female Goose
Chapter 158 Female Goose
"King Hao..." Amber said weakly, "Child...why isn't the child making any noise?"
At this moment, a clear and loud cry suddenly sounded, which made everyone breathe a sigh of relief. However, when they looked at the baby, they found that she was opening her mouth and making a strange laugh.
Daughter: “Wow—haha!”
Everyone looked at each other, and a strange feeling arose in their hearts.
"Oh, damn it!" King Hao couldn't help but curse in his heart, a helpless expression on his face. He really didn't expect his daughter to react like this.
"You're really worthy of being like this. Even your child is so special." Hua Shuang on the side teased with a smile.
King Hao smiled bitterly and looked at his unique daughter in front of him, his heart full of doubts and worries.
"My daughter..." He muttered to himself, trying to understand what was going on.
At this moment, the baby laughed again, but this time it seemed to be provocative. She raised her little hands, trying to block King Hao's sight, and cursed at him at the same time.
[According to this Tongzi's test, your daughter is a time traveler just like you.]
King Hao's eyes widened as he stared at the system prompt in astonishment. He couldn't believe his ears. This little girl was also a time traveler? And his daughter?
"System, just tell me directly, was this arranged by you?" King Hao asked with gritted teeth, a surge of anger at being fooled in his heart.
[Isn't a time traveler girl attractive? What's wrong with me being an excellent system with two hosts? Oh, by the way, quickly name your daughter, or I can name her myself.]
King Hao: Why do you want to bring two hosts?
[This way I can earn more energy. After the main storyline opens, I'm going to replace Lucky Yellow Hair's system and directly upgrade her to level 18 at the start.]
King Hao: ...
Hua Shuang shook her hands and asked, "What's wrong?"
King Hao came back to his senses: "The goose girl is as cute as you, Amber. Seeing her happy face reminds me of the first time I met you."
Amber's face was filled with love, "Really? Move closer, I want to get a good look at her."
Female goose: "Wow wow ah——"
Amber looked at her child with tenderness on her face. As she was about to fall asleep, she thought of something and looked up at King Hao: "Have you confirmed her name?"
Prince Hao thought for a moment and looked at his daughter: "How about you be called Hao Dian Ya from now on?"
Amber heard the name and said, "It's a nice name. Does it have any meaning?"
King Hao: "Peak elegance."
Hao Dianya: "Wow wow wow! Wow! (I protest! This name is too crazy! How could I have such a brainless father?)"
[Confirmed host: Hao Dian Ya. The Super Experience Reversal Palace System has been activated. Gaining the favor of handsome men or using their special dishes can increase your experience points. Excess experience points can be exchanged for various items. After reaching the maximum level, you can convert your level into cultivation, thus transcending this world.]
Hao Dianya: "Wow? Wow—(System? This is simply amazing! Forget the name, never mind, my perfect life has arrived right now, hahahaha—)"
King Hao: This is really...
[Lao Wang, it's time to let go of your protagonist halo. What you'll wear next is the boss halo. The protagonist halo will be given to your daughter.]
King Hao: I have no objection. You are the system and you have the final say.
Just like that, King Hao felt nothing.
[Alright, now, let me tell you something. Your daughter is just like you. She'll definitely get involved with those handsome older brothers no matter what.]
King Hao was somewhat helpless: I seriously suspect that you are behind this. Although it is a bit unhappy, I never add three spoons of sugar to my coffee after all. Whether she is devoted to one man or has three husbands and four men, it is up to her to do whatever she likes, as long as she doesn't kill herself.
Prince Hao: "I'm going to make some chicken soup. You take a good rest. Hua Shuang, please keep an eye on it."
Hua Shuang nodded.
Amber stood up and tried to hold the child: "What do you mean? I also have the Eye of God, and my physique is different from that of ordinary people - hiss..."
Hua Shuang looked at Amber's stubborn look and didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You just gave birth to a baby, so don't do any big movements too soon. Let me treat you." After she finished speaking, a green light shone from her palms. The soft light enveloped Amber, and Amber immediately felt that the piercing pain was slightly relieved.
Hua Shuang shook her head helplessly: "Even with the Eye of God, you are still a human being, not made of iron. If you move around, something will really happen. Next, there is one more step. Continue to lie down."
Amber looked confused: "Huh? Isn't the baby already out?"
Hua Shuang patiently explained, "This is just the first step. There will be some follow-up treatment and observation to ensure that you and the child are safe and healthy. Just be obedient and don't be so stubborn."
Amber then lay back down obediently, but her eyes were always fixed on her newborn baby.
Hao Dianya: My mother is Amber. I didn't expect her to be so energetic after giving birth. She's truly a lively girl. No... is this still the same Teyvat? Once I can speak, I'll definitely ask about my father.
Hao Dianya: I'm stupid. Can't I just ask the system directly? System, who is my father?
【Hickey People】
Hao Dianya: What? That's not right... I didn't look like a little hillman when I was born. Could it be that I'm a hillman who's regenerated into an adult?
No, what I want to ask is, the main storyline of Genshin Impact doesn’t seem to mention Amber being pregnant and giving birth, right?
[This is a parallel dimension, many plots have been changed, and of course the character pool has also changed]
Hao Dianya was overjoyed after hearing this: Is the knife going to be gone?
If you can stop it, then there will be no more.
Hao Dianya was extremely excited: I must draw the Ten Thousand Leaves Friend. Can I use experience points to accumulate the entanglement fate?
Even if it were possible, you can't use it. The wish system is only available to the Traveler, and you are already in the character pool. After the Traveler opens the main storyline, you will be a five-star lolita character.
Hao Dianya's smile froze: "Ah? No...I'm going into the pool?"
[Not only you, but also your father and your stepmother]
She understood the general idea, but it seemed as if she had heard some incredible news that shocked her: "So that's how it is... What's going on with Second Mother?"
[Your father has a harem, so it's reasonable for you to have a second, third, and fourth mother, right?]
Hao Dian Ya (? ? ??): As the saying goes, like father, like daughter. Since my dad is a scumbag, I'll just be a scumbag daughter. I'm going to support all the handsome boys in Teyvat, and have a different one serve me every day ~ hehehehehe...
At this time, King Hao brought in chicken soup: "Chicken soup is here!"
Hao Dianya didn't know why, but she thought of King Hao looking at everyone here in a rage, asking, "Do you want to drink?" "Why not?" "Okay...you don't want to drink, right?"
Prince Hao asked Hua Shuang, "Is the plate out too?"
Hua Shuang nodded: "Of course."
Amber┐('～`；): "Uh ah… I'm so tired… It smells so good."
Hao Dianya: I think daddy’s cooking skills are pretty good. Even though a newborn like me can’t eat meat, I should be able to drink the soup, right? (￣﹃￣)?
[Are you overthinking this? Wait two and a half years until your teeth grow in and you can eat.]
Hao Dianya: Can you seal my consciousness first? Wait until I'm 3 years old and then unseal it. It's so uncomfortable to just look at it and not be able to eat it.
[Are you sure? You can smoke Amber later.]
Hao Dianya: Yes, you have to drink the milk of the first person among the three major families at the beginning. This reminds me.
【Aren’t you a handsome XP guy? 】
Hao Dianya: Hanging out with pretty girls can make you more beautiful, which will help you hunt more handsome guys.
【I play 6】
Amber: "Huh... I feel much better. I think I should be able to dance now!"
Prince Hao held her down and said, "Don't mess around after giving birth... Just lie down quietly. Even if not for half a month, at least for a week."
Hua Shuang: "I know your physique is far superior to that of an average person, but don't be too impatient. It would be bad if you develop a chronic illness."
Amber looked embarrassed: "Okay." She relaxed and then hugged her daughter: "Well, she is cuter than the Earl of Bunny. She really deserves to be my daughter, right?"
Hao Dianya stared at Amber with her big eyes: "Wow! Ha."
Amber looked at her happy daughter and smiled happily: "You will be happy to come into this world too, right?"
[Hao Dianya, Amber's favorability value is MAX. You have gained 100 million experience points. At the age of three, you can consume a small amount of experience points to upgrade to level 10.]
[The same applies to King Hao's favorability. Now you have 200 million experience points.]
Amber interacted with her daughter for a while, then reminded King Hao: "By the way, why don't you write a letter to everyone in the Knights? How about we go back to Mondstadt later?"
King Hao kissed Amber lovingly and said, "I'll do as you say."
Hao Dian Ya: Why do I feel like my dad looks like the male lead? The only difference seems to be his hair color, his eyes are a strong type, and he is only about 1.9 meters tall. Oh, and does he have braids?
Amber said excitedly, "Then let's get ready and go."
Prince Hao sat at the table, writing a letter attentively. Without even looking up, he asked, "Should we use the teleportation array to teleport directly to Mondstadt, or walk there slowly?"
Hearing King Hao's words, Amber looked at the ceiling angrily and complained, "You really... Don't you want to enjoy the beautiful scenery along the way? We don't have any urgent matters to deal with on our way back this time, why are you in such a hurry?"
King Hao turned to look at Amber, smiled helplessly, and said, "Okay, then I'll listen to you. Let's walk back slowly."
Hao Dianya: I think my father can also give it a try.
[I thought the previous host was already twisted enough, but I didn't expect you to be even more twisted]
King Hao looked at Hao Dian Ya: Why do I have a feeling that there is something wrong with my daughter... Is it wrong?
……
dong dong dong-
"Coming..." Hua Shuang went to open the door.
At this time, a cheerful voice came from outside the door: "Congratulations!" It turned out that Hu Tao and Zhong Li from the Wangsheng Hall next door came to congratulate.
Walnut came in skipping and bounding, holding an exquisite little gift box in her hand, and said, "Sister Amber, this is a gift that the hall master specially prepared for the baby. I wish the baby grows up healthy and happy!"
Zhongli walked into the house steadily, bowed and said, "Brother Hao, Miss Amber, it is a blessing to have a son."
Amber smiled and thanked them: "Thank you for coming, please take a seat."
Walnut curiously moved closer to the bedside, looked at the baby in the cradle, and said with a smile, "This little fellow is so handsome! He will definitely become a great person in the future."
Prince Hao stayed by Amber's side throughout the entire process. He said to Hu Tao and Zhong Li with a smile, "Sit down and rest. Thank you for coming all the way here."
Amber looked at King Hao with gentle eyes and said softly, "My dear, our Dian Ya is truly a treasure sent by God."
King Hao gazed at Amber lovingly and replied, "Just like you are the treasure of my life."
Hu Tao covered her mouth and laughed, "Oh my, Hao Keqing and Sister Amber are showing such affection, I'm almost overwhelmed by their sweetness!"
King Hao looked at Hu Tao and said, "I thought you would send something at this time? A discount."
Hu Tao chuckled, a proud expression on her face. "It's not impossible... but I can't talk about that on such a happy day. Even an idiot can understand this. With my supreme wisdom, how could I make such a mistake?"
"Do you really think that Walnut is someone who pushes people around indiscriminately, regardless of the situation? Don't you think so?"
Hao Wang: But this is definitely not in line with her style.
[Red and white cannot conflict. Liyue's metaphysics originated from China. Although Hu Tao is usually carefree, she is very serious in such important matters. Naturally, she would not violate this taboo.]
Hao Wang: I see. The reason why he promotes one-stop service... So that’s how it is. As long as there is no ban, you can do it, right?
Zhongli looked at this cute little guy and always felt that there was a vague sense of oppression from him.
King Hao's background is probably greater than expected. The baby will not restrain his breath. He should have the blood of some deceased superior. This girl's future achievements will definitely not be inferior to her own. I wish her well again. I hope she will not go astray and will bring light to Liyue and Teyvat.
[Hao Dian Ya, you received a blessing from Zhongli, experience points +]
[Hao Dian Ya, Zhongli's favorability towards you has reached 2, and you have gained 20 experience points]
Next, Xiangling, Master Mao, and Grandma Ping also came to visit and see the newborn baby.
As Xiangling entered the room, she said cheerfully, "Sister Amber, congratulations! Let me see the baby!"
Master Mao followed behind with a smile: "Amber, take good care of yourself. This child looks blessed."
Grandma Ping stepped forward lovingly and said, "This little baby is so cute. He will definitely have a bright future."
Amber smiled and thanked them one by one: "Thank you everyone, please take a seat."
Xiangling moved closer to the bed and examined the baby carefully. "Wow, this little face is so cute and adorable."
Master Mao also nodded and said: "Look at his features, he will definitely be a handsome young man when he grows up."
Grandma Ping gently stroked the baby's hand and said, "My child, may you have a peaceful and smooth life."
Prince Hao said, "With so many blessings from everyone, this child will surely thrive."