Chapter 303 Luck, Pretty Good
Chapter 303 Luck, Pretty Good
Xu and He, who never expected to hear Yu Shijiu's name, were speechless.
No, besides trying to save their lives, they went to such lengths to endure the disgust and squat down, hoping to hear some tips that would help them clear the game!
Why did I overhear Mr. Xiao talking to someone about what Yu Shijiu was eating?
and many more!
The two exchanged a hasty glance at each other below the amniotic sac, both seeing shock in each other's eyes.
The only person in the villa who looks like someone you can talk to is the butler... Who else could be standing in front of Mr. Xiao's door besides the butler?
He Lingling's head was about to explode.
The extreme lack of oxygen made her involuntarily open her mouth slightly—but Xu Han quickly covered her mouth and nose.
He Lingling: "?!"
She felt dizzy from being covered up, her heart was pounding, her eardrums were ringing as water filled in, and she had the illusion that she was about to die.
Xu Han was also holding back his anger, his eyes almost popping out of their sockets as he frantically blinked at He Lingling.
He Lingling: "..."
She simply couldn't reciprocate Xu Han's "kindness" at the moment.
She felt like she was about to faint.
"Good job."
Mr. Xiao's voice came from the "river surface".
"Your salary will double again this month."
The old housekeeper's voice finally rang out: "Thank you, sir."
Although the voice of an older person is steady, the joy hidden within it cannot be concealed.
He Lingling thought in a daze.
If it weren't for the fact that Mr. Xiao could disregard the death of his "wife" and find a new lover in just a few minutes... he really seems like a good employer.
For the housekeeper.
"Alright," Mr. Xiao said with a smile, "Go deliver it, and you can go back and rest after you're done."
"Yes, sir."
Through the murky surface of the amniotic fluid river, the hazy figure of the old housekeeper seemed to be carrying a plate of things and preparing to leave, but was suddenly stopped by Mr. Xiao, who suddenly remembered something.
"Is the flower bed watered and fertilized every day?"
Mr. Xiao suddenly said.
The old housekeeper paused almost imperceptibly for a second as she turned around.
“They take meticulous care of us every day.”
The old housekeeper bowed respectfully, not a single strand of her meticulously tied black and white hair falling out.
"As you instructed, sir, we will fertilize and water the plants every day at three in the morning."
"……That's good."
Mr. Xiao's tone seemed to soften, and he nodded slightly, "Your bonus will be doubled at the end of the month, so keep up the good work."
"Thank you, sir."
The elderly housekeeper bowed again in gratitude, her voice trembling with apprehension.
boom.
When the door was closed, the two people squatting at the bottom of the amniotic fluid were almost suffocating and their eyes were rolling back.
Xu Han wasn't a very good swimmer either. He used to be unable to touch water, and his ability to hold his breath while swimming was only developed through the combined efforts of An Jie and Chen Yi.
He was worried that if he encountered a water-related game instance, and he couldn't swim, he would definitely be the first one to die... Unexpectedly, before he even encountered a water-related game instance, he ended up holding his breath in amniotic fluid for a while.
My goodness... what are you standing there for at the door, housekeeper?! Are you reliving the joy of your raise?!
Xu Han rolled his eyes, his face turning pale and then red, and he kept praying in his heart that the old housekeeper would leave soon.
Paji.
It was the sound of someone stepping on the amniotic fluid carpet.
Xu Han and He Lingling instantly tensed up, with the latter's eyes widening, her already large, dark pupils appearing even more unsettling and terrifying.
She gestured to Xu Han to lead her towards the stairs, and when the old housekeeper passed by them, they went downstairs in her blind spot.
Even though she only glanced at it briefly, He Lingling still noticed that the stairs on the first floor were clean.
Like Mr. Xiao's study, the staircase leading from the second floor to the first floor was spotless, without a trace of umbilical cord or amniotic fluid.
Xu Han subconsciously wanted to nod, but almost couldn't hold back his mouth, and his face became even more unpleasant.
He slowly dragged the already limp He Lingling little by little toward the stairwell, his bent knees buckling and falling to the ground, aching and numb all over.
! ! ! ! !
Xu Han cursed silently as he continued to move forward, inching along.
Just as the old housekeeper was about to reach the two of them, she suddenly stopped and looked up, seemingly observing the flesh-colored umbilical cords around the wall.
Xu Han and He Lingling: "..."
Holy crap!!!
At that moment, those two words appeared in both of their minds simultaneously.
Fortunately, the old housekeeper didn't stay long. When she left, Xu Han, with a burst of strength from who knows where, dragged He Lingling quickly to the stairwell, his eyes shining.
"……Depend on……"
Finally able to breathe, the two collapsed on the stairs, their bodies stained with blood and filthy amniotic fluid dripping onto the clean steps.
"Cough cough cough-"
He Lingling suppressed the nausea in her throat, wanting to vomit but unable to—or rather, afraid to vomit.
It's disgusting enough already, but if they vomit all over the place, it'll only get more disgusting...
Xu Han clearly thought of this as well, his face turning pale and then red, like a disheveled chameleon that reeked of fishy smell.
"……Walk."
He Lingling let out a breath and, still catching her breath, used the support of the stairs to stand up.
"Let's go down first."
"...Okay, ugh—"
Xu Han finally couldn't help but gag.
Luckily, I didn't throw up.
"...Let's go downstairs first," He Lingling said through gritted teeth, not daring to look at Xu Han at all.
"Let's go to the bathroom on the first floor to wash up first."
Otherwise, with their current filth and stench, even they themselves couldn't stand it, let alone others.
Xu Han did not refute.
He's even afraid to burp now, for fear that his burp will smell like the fishy stench of amniotic fluid.
"Damn," Xu Han said, trembling as he descended the stairs.
"I never thought I'd be able to roll around in amniotic fluid at 20. I bet even my mom would have imagined it."
"Hey, what do you think? If my mom knew I rolled around in someone else's amniotic fluid, would she still want me?"
He Lingling, who was walking in front: "..."
She really didn't expect Xu Han to still be able to crack a few jokes.
"No more."
He Lingling said coldly.
Xu Han: "..."
A light was still on in a corner on the first floor, dim and yellow, which, along with the elegant decorations of the surrounding space, gave it a hazy, luxurious feel.
But neither of them had time to observe these things; they hurriedly ran to the first-floor bathroom.
He Lingling was the first to go in.
Xu Han stood guard at the door, looking around nervously, afraid that he might encounter some strange creature lurking in the darkness.
Probably not...
Xu Han thought silently, his face falling as he shrank back, his head trembling.
He felt he was lucky and knew he wouldn't encounter it.
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