funbook-pk Chapter 234 The female soldier is also getting better!
Chapter 234 The female soldier is also getting better!
A female soldier is like a majestic mountain, silent and cold.
Not pleasing.
Therefore, the protagonists of most pure love novels are delicate, kind, and clever females, while military females often play the role of villains. For example: powerful military officers who force marriages, marriage partners of large families, violent and strong female insects... In short, they are very unpleasant.
But suddenly, a pure love novel with a female soldier as the protagonist appeared on the forum. The fluent writing style and fresh plot attracted attention.
With popularity, there will be business opportunities.
Many authors have also begun to create stories with female insects as the protagonists, and the emotional problems of the largest group of insects have finally received attention and attention.
[Is the Empire distributing relief food? There are a lot of novels featuring female soldiers lately!]
[Who among you insects understands! I saw a male insect kissing a female insect's wings in a pure love novel yesterday! This is the most sensitive part of a female insect!]
【…What is a kiss? 】
[Shit, kissing is that! ]
[No, which one? ]
【that!!】
[Ignore him upstairs, he's an unlucky guy! ]
【…】
[Just now I saw a male insect waiting gently for the female insects to get off work! Ahhhhh, is this real?!]
【Now I am feeling better and can choose anything.】
[I still prefer Mr. Jian En. He is gentle and considerate, and he will touch me...]
[Me too... I really like being touched by Master Jane.]
[If Mr. Jane were to touch my ears...]
[If Mr. Jane were to touch my muscles...]
【Wake up, it's not you two I'm touching.】
【???!!! Don’t I know? You tell me? 】
【…】
Xiao Ba looked at the comments scrolling through the brain and said, "Host, it seems that the market will be saturated soon and you will be abandoned."
Bai Yuning was relaxed and didn't feel any urgency at all.
He was not worried at all about these suddenly appearing competitors. The Zerg were too greatly affected by the male-female hierarchy, so those female or sub-female Zerg authors could not imagine many things and were timid.
Other authors would hesitate for a long time when writing about a male insect kissing a female insect, but Bai Yuning can directly have the protagonist lean against the female insect and say ambiguous love words with a serious face. This subtle teasing is the most deadly.
Other authors write about the male insect holding the female insect's hand as if it were a gift, but Bai Yuning would write about the protagonist curled up in the female insect's arms, acting coquettishly and begging for favors, looking so pitiful that one's heart softens.
These are things that the Zerg authors could never have imagined.
Why would a male insect lower himself to tease a female insect he hates? Male insects are violent and tyrannical, only able to whip female insects, so why would they show weakness and act coquettishly with a female insect?
This is really... so fragrant!
Which female insect would refuse a sweet and soft male insect! Which female insect would refuse the affection of a male insect?!
Therefore, Bai Yuning has no meal replacements, so there is no crisis.
But...
Bai Yuning looked at the writing style and story content on a post and felt a little unfamiliar.
The poster's name is [The Eating Kitten is the Cutest], and his avatar is a cartoon white cat.
Although they are all small plays, they are extremely warm and lovely.
Do male insects like to be rubbed against female insects?
Will the male insect feel satisfied when he sees the female insect having a full meal?
The female insect is picky about food and doesn't like cilantro, but she likes food with cilantro. But no matter what, he's so cute when he's picky about food... What should I do? Will he be disgusted if I kiss him at this time?
……
Bai Yuning: "..."
This is not the author, this is just a love-brained person showing off their affection online.
Not a threat.
After Xiao Ba finished organizing the information, he said, "Master, according to the detection, several travelers have come to this Zerg plane. Would you like to contact them?"
Bai Yuning frowned: "Several?"
Xiaoba nodded.
Ever since being forced to work overtime and brought to this world, Bai Yuning has been indifferent to everything here. He would rather lie down than stand, and is determined not to have anything to do with the protagonist.
Even after Xiong Baohui had to trigger the mission process some time ago, he still ignored the protagonist and was very resistant to overtime.
So I didn’t know about these human compatriots coming to the Zerg.
According to Bai Yuning's understanding, the only person in the Zerg plane should be the short-lived young man who exchanged tasks with him. There are several of them, but who are they...
"No, not interested."
Xiao Ba had gotten used to it and could no longer lose his temper, but he still called out pitifully, "Big Bai, you can't be so lazy..."
Bai Yuning: "..."
brush--
A small ball emitting golden light flew out.
A fierce voice echoed throughout the aisle.
"Ahhhhh!!!! Bad host! You don't love me!!! Wuwu~~~"
Bai Yuning: "..."
the other side.
Because the sudden emergence of pure love novels has created too many beautiful male insects, female insects have begun to scrutinize male insects in reality and expect to be treated gently.
The male insects are also in crisis.
Whipping, humiliation, and beating appear so ugly and shameful in comparison with the male insects in pure love novels.
The male insects believed that these novels had affected their lives, and they reported the matter to the Xiongbao Association, demanding that the Association give a reasonable solution to maintain the image and prestige of the male insects.
So, a meeting was held within the Xiongbao Association.
"This is the author of a novel that's been trending online lately. His pen name is 'Believe or Die'."
"..."
"..."
"..."
After hearing this half-hearted name, the insects of Xiongbaohui were silent for a while.
The team member who introduced himself began again: "Real name: Hobuchi."
"..."
"..."
"..."
How much do you not want to live?
If you don't want to live, don't write some melodramatic novel! It's really causing trouble for them for no reason.
"Female insect."
"unmarried."
"Now I live alone on the planet Daskan, my social circle is very simple."
"After saving the male insect on the battlefield, what should I do if the lord insists on me?" This novel was updated in the form of a post on the Tata Forum. After it became a small hit, the author sorted out the catalog and made it into a collection that is now available for reading."
"Currently, many websites are very interested in this novel and have extended olive branches to the author [Believe or Die], but he has not taken any action."
"..."
Because the mission was accidentally triggered, Bai Yuning was in the process of executing the mission, so Xiao Ba completed his information on the Zerg and protected him.
In other words, Bai Yuning's real information is not easy to find out.
Even if he is caught, he will no longer be an illegal resident.
President Cauchy is a model worker, busy all day long. He holds his chin and stares at the information on the screen motionlessly.
These data do not indicate the origin of this female insect.
It was as if he appeared out of thin air...
"Hobuchi?"
"Yes."
The team members looked hesitant and self-doubting... but finally nodded.