funbook-pk Chapter 237 Weird Doomsday: Where are the gifts you brought?
Chapter 237 Weird Doomsday: Where are the gifts you brought?
Jiang Jiang's eyes passed over the food container filled with soup and a layer of solidified butter floating on the surface, and a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.
What kind of nice person would eat something that tastes worse than pig manure?
Liu Zhenzhen: I have something to say but I don’t know if I should say it…
"Auntie, please put the food on the table. I just had dinner and I'm not hungry at all now."
The headless woman brought these things just as an excuse to visit. Since Jiang Jiang said so, she just put the things on the table.
Without waiting for Jiang Jiang to greet them, the three of them entered the house and sat on the sofa in the living room.
The smelly liquid on the black-hearted man's body was corrosive and burned a big hole in the sofa. The spider man's limbs were very sharp, and just by sitting on the sofa, he cut several big holes in the leather surface. Only the headless woman was slightly better, but although her head was split in half, Jiang Jiang could keenly sense that she seemed to be looking around the whole room, as if she had already regarded it as her own possession.
"Jiang Jiang, I'm not saying anything to you, but you live alone, why do you keep the air conditioner on? It costs so much money."
The headless woman didn't speak, but her voice came out.
"I have money."
The three words "Jiang Jiang" stopped the headless woman from speaking.
She was silent for two seconds before continuing.
"You are young people, but you don't know how to save money when you have money. When you have a family in the future, your children will know that money should be spent wisely..."
"I'm not planning on getting married or having kids."
The headless woman was completely speechless.
Shouldn't ordinary players be extremely scared when they see them? As long as they are slightly frightened, should they just do whatever they say?
Why don’t the residents of Room 302 follow the rules?
As weird beings, they also need to abide by the rules. When dealing with humans who are not their "family", they can only take action after certain conditions are met.
The headless woman's evasive remarks just now were intended to set up various language traps, both overtly and covertly. As long as Jiang Jiang agreed or fell into the trap, they would have enough reasons to take action.
But Jiang Jiang simply refused to accept the challenge.
Spider Man and Black-Hearted Man were getting a little impatient waiting and were fidgeting on the sofa. Somehow, they had a bad feeling, and as time went by, this feeling became stronger.
But the headless woman on the side had not yet brought Jiang Jiang into the pit, and they could not directly violate the rules, so they could only wait anxiously on the side.
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It didn't take Fu Xiaoqiang and Li Yue long to pack. They only needed to bring some commonly used items.
Fu Xiaoqiang packed up the human head balls he had collected and told them one by one to disguise themselves. If anyone revealed their true identity in front of Jiang Jiang, he would show no mercy.
"It's a pity that the woman's head from Building 3 flew away. I'll borrow it and play with it when I have time."
Fu Xiaoqiang muttered as he packed.
Li Yue was packing various shampooing and hair care products, all of which she bought from Boss Wang at a high price. She would take care of her hair every day.
"Let's go. I told Sister Jiang Jiang that we're done packing. She must be waiting anxiously."
Fu Xiaoqiang was carrying a bag of "balls" and talking to Li Yue.
The two of them walked downstairs, their footsteps revealing their infinite excitement.
They also have 'family'!
But when the two of them reached the third floor, Fu Xiaoqiang twitched his nose twice, and he looked at Li Yue, who also noticed something was wrong.
Someone else is coming!
The two looked at the half-open door and breathed a sigh of relief when they heard Jiang Jiang's voice coming from inside the room.
People safe is good.
Fu Xiaoqiang, carrying a bag of balls, opened the door.
The headless woman, who was trying her best to trick Jiang Jiang into falling into a verbal trap, was stunned.
She didn't expect that after she finally managed to escape from his clutches, this little devil would actually chase her here? !
"Haha, sorry to bother you tonight, can we come over next time?!"
Without waiting for Jiang Jiang to try to stop her, the headless woman called the spider man and the black-hearted man and prepared to run away.
After Fu Xiaoqiang and Li Yue entered the room, they slammed the door shut and looked the three uninvited guests up and down, especially the headless woman he had been talking about just now.
He used human heads as balls, and that's how the headless woman got the nickname Headless.
The black-hearted man immediately said, "We didn't know this was the prey you two had set your sights on. Let's go now, let's go now."
Spider-Man also smiled apologetically, fearing that he would be targeted by these two lawless demons.
No wonder they had a bad feeling in their hearts, it turned out that the residents of Room 302 were the prey of these two demons.
They were so bold as to dare to compete with these two for the person.
The headless woman was filled with regret. She should not have come here. Not only did she fail to catch the person, but her head, which she had finally gotten back, was about to be taken away and used as a ball.
And Liu Zhenzhen!
If it weren't for her, they wouldn't be in this dilemma.
At this moment, Jiang Jiang spoke with a smile.
"You guys are back? The room is ready. You can go and see if you like it later, right?"
Fu Xiaoqiang was originally staring at the three people fiercely, but after hearing Jiang Jiang's words, he turned around with a smile on his face, and the three weird people on the side exclaimed "Wow!"
But, cleaning up the room for these two demon kings to live in?
A terrible guess came to their minds, could it be that they were Jiang Jiang's new "family".
Even though her brain was almost burned dry, the headless woman still felt dizzy and was about to collapse to the ground.
Spider Man and Black-Hearted Man swallowed their saliva and stood in a row like children who had done something wrong, waiting to be scolded.
"Okay, Sister Jiang Jiang, we'll go back and have a look. However, we have guests here now, so it's not very convenient."
Li Yue stood aside and spoke, emphasizing the word "guest".
Just by hearing her very intimate tone, the weird trio lost even the last glimmer of hope.
Fu Xiaoqiang then said: "If you are a guest, why did you come here empty-handed?"
As he spoke, his eyes moved around the head of the headless woman, the body of the spider man, and the internal organs of the black-hearted man.
Jiang Jiang was about to speak when he saw the bone soup in the thermos box on the table, which was the gift he brought.
Unexpectedly, the headless woman acted decisively and pulled her head off like pulling a carrot before Jiang Jiang could speak.
"My head is on my shoulders and it doesn't feel comfortable at all. It's better to be with you."
Unexpectedly, Fu Xiaoqiang had an expression of "Don't hurt me" and didn't want to accept it at all. He couldn't stop looking at Jiang Jiang and explained in a way that made things even more obvious:
“I never force anyone.”
Li Yue observed Jiang Jiang and gradually figured out what was going on. She spoke decisively:
"Just accept it. They are 'guests', so it's normal for them to give something. Sister Jiang Jiang is so hospitable, so they should also show some appreciation."