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Chapter 1182 Chuanzi, give me a thumbs up!

Because a Sichuan girl was taking a dump nearby, Miss Yuan lost her appetite for elm seeds and her face turned bright red with anger.

How can I possibly eat this? It's disgusting!

Soon, the three girls returned to the road and stood beside the car, while Lin Mo and Wang Chu stood on the ditch, smiling as they looked at the Chuan girl who was in a weakened state.

"No, where's the paper? Why are you two staring at me like that? Do you have poop or not? Go poop!" the Sichuan girl said, somewhat losing her composure.

Lin Mo: "I just want to see which brave soul can poop in mid-air. I admire them, I really admire them!"

"No, brother, I'm taking a dump. Can't you wait until I'm done?" the Sichuan girl said.

Director Wang: "No way. How did you treat me back then? You could have told me when it was convenient for me. Now that it's convenient for you, I'll ask you what you were thinking. Taking a dump in mid-air, do you want me to apply for a Guinness World Record for you?"

"Get lost! Do you think I wanted this? I probably ate some elm seeds and got a stomachache. Besides, I can't hold it in when the poop comes. What can I do? I can't just poop all over my pants, can I?" the Sichuan girl said helplessly.

He opened the floodgates in three seconds and emptied his intestines. Although it looked very dangerous, Li was pushing himself to the limit. He even had time to light a cigarette, so you could say he was holding back.

"I think you should take a picture of Director Wang and use it as material. When you update your work later, it will definitely go viral and might even top the charts. You'll make a fortune in advertising revenue!" Lin Mo suggested.

Director Wang: "Hey? Great idea! Come on, Chuanzi, give me a thumbs up!"

As he spoke, he pulled out an action camera and pointed it at the person who was defecating.

Seeing this, the Sichuan girl took two steps on the ground with her bare bottom exposed, found a rock to block herself, and said, "Get lost, you two! I don't agree, I swear I will never comply! I won't earn this money, absolutely not!"

And can you two leave me alone? If you two stand here watching, I can't pull it out!

Hearing this, Lin Mo smiled, took out a pack of tissues, tossed it in his hand, and laughed, "I'm leaving, but this tissues..."

Seeing this, Director Wang grabbed the paper and casually tossed a stone towards the Sichuan girl, saying, "What's the point of using paper? Just use whatever you can find!"

Lin Mo: "Old Wang is perfectly fine!"

Sichuan girl:.

It has to be said, what goes around comes around. What Chuanmei did to Director Wang back then, Director Wang is now getting his revenge.

Meanwhile, the three girls, including the class monitor, stood on the car and looked down. He Xiaoyue couldn't help but purse her lips and said, "Those guys are so childish. They have to go and watch this kind of thing. Don't they mind the smell?"

The class monitor sighed helplessly and said, "Who knows? Maybe they're disciplining the Sichuan girl!"

"How can this be considered childish? If it weren't for the difference between men and women, I would have liked to join in the fun too. Alas, what a pity," Miss Yuan said with a regretful expression.

He Xiaoyue laughed upon hearing this, "Sister Yuan, you still care about this? Go on, let the Sichuan girls die!"

In response, Miss Yuan rolled her eyes and said, "Sister Yuan may be easygoing, but I'm not a pervert. If it were you two going to take a dump, you'd be done for if I didn't help you!"

Two people:

After the woman from Chuanmei had said all the nice things, Director Wang finally gave him the paper.

"Awesome!! I feel like I pooped at least three pounds!"

Chuanmei pulled up her pants, came out of the ditch, and said with a refreshed expression that she had been constipated for the past two days, but this time she was finally able to pass stool.

Wang Chu stood to the side, feeling refreshed and invigorated. He had finally avenged his great grudge. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at Lin Mo, wondering when he should give him a taste of his own medicine.

Feeling Wang Chu's gaze, Lin Mo chuckled lightly, unconcerned. "Are you kidding? Would I give you that chance? Next time I get this self-serving skill, I'll definitely let you use it."

He then glanced at his phone and saw a bank text message: one million had been deposited into his account. Although he was now financially independent, who would complain about having too much money? One million was no small sum.

His restaurant only makes this much profit after operating twice a month. If he could get a Sichuan girl to seduce him every day, that would be a million a day, ten million in ten days, thirty million a month, and more than three hundred million a year. That would be amazing.

If Chuanmei knew what he was thinking, she would definitely yell at him, saying that this person really didn't care about his life or death at all, unless he shared half with her.

We're back!

After clearing her bowels, the Sichuan girl felt much lighter when walking.

Upon seeing this, the three women took two steps back, and Miss Yuan even raised her hand: "Stop, don't come any closer!"

Sichuan girl: "What's wrong?"

Miss Yuan: "You're someone who doesn't even wash your hands after pooping, stay away from us. You know, the feeling of flying freely is great, right? Did you manage to poop on your pants?"

Sichuan girl:.

"No way, this is pure technique, I've used the full range of skills, it's impossible for me to make such a basic mistake!"

He Xiaoyue: "Wow, that's really impressive! But I didn't realize your butt was so white!"

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan and the class monitor both took a step away from He Xiaoyue.

We're not sisters. Even though everyone saw it, it's a bit inappropriate for you to say it like that!

"What are you looking at? I don't treat him like a man, let alone a human being. Who wants to look at his ass like that? I'm just a little disappointed that I didn't capture that scene. Otherwise, I would definitely post it online," He Xiaoyue said through gritted teeth.

Today, since it was a private matter, no one brought cameras to keep on their person. Director Wang even took his camera from the car.

Normally, they would have recorded that scene long ago, and it might even have become a classic. Even if the girl from Sichuan dies in the future, she could still achieve cyber immortality.

Who knows, decades from now, young people might still be using the meme of a Sichuan girl defecating in mid-air.

"You...you're so vicious! I'm going to dock your pay and threaten the boss to poop!" The Sichuan girl was so angry she was jumping up and down.

He Xiaoyue: "If you dare to deduct my salary, I'll use Wangcai's account to tell you to fly free!"

Sichuan girl:.

It has to be said that Li Shiya is probably the most frustrated blogger with tens of millions of followers on the entire internet; she's truly miserable.

But there's nothing we can do; it's an abstract subject, and there's a ton of embarrassing history about him.

Finally, everyone got into the car, and this time they returned to their neighborhood without incident.

"Chuanzi, are you still looking for a partner?" Lin Mo teased.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl gritted her teeth and said, "Of course I'll look for one. Do you think I'm Viagra? Besides, even Viagra has found a girlfriend. How could I be worse than Viagra?"

"You wait, I'm going back to find a dating app right now. If I can't find one in real life, I'll find one online. I refuse to believe it!"

"Why do you even need to download software? You can just post a dating ad on your account, right?" the class monitor said speechlessly.

Sichuan girl: "That won't do, I'm afraid it will all be men coming, and I won't be able to handle it!"

Everyone:

(End of this chapter)